What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Don't talk about what you don't like other people to wear,
    Don't get into a discussion about calories, and whether or not certain calories are magically different than others
    Bananas are vegetables
    Batman is not a super hero.

    What have you leanred?? :)

    You shut your damn mouth about Batman! He is a super hero to me!!

    LMAO!!

    I had no idea I spelled learned wrong until you responded. You're so helpful. And this is NOT a topic of argument. There's a thread for that mister!
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

    This made me queasy.

    I think I threw up in my mouth, just alittle. gag. Uncalled for.
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
    Starvation mode is the most dangerous epidemic facing the dieting community.
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    Everybody is an expert in nutrition and fitness and every post about such topics are completely wrong.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:



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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

    This made me queasy.

    I think I threw up in my mouth, just alittle. gag. Uncalled for.
    I thought it was hilarious, personally.
    I guess we can add a new thing to my list of contradictions:

    Gross-out humor is hilarious
    Gross-out humor is unacceptable.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    I've learned that any kind of weight gain while dieting is just turning 1lb of fat into 2lbs of muscle per week.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

    This made me queasy.

    Same here.
  • ggmur
    ggmur Posts: 4
    ive learned that there are lots of people in this world struggling with weight loss but that there are alot of people trying. These forumns seem to really help certain people out who are going through the same thing. Alot of people are on there own without a good support group and they can find it here.
  • jhartram
    jhartram Posts: 165
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    ive learned that there are lots of people in this world struggling with weight loss but that there are alot of people trying. These forumns seem to really help certain people out who are going through the same thing. Alot of people are on there own without a good support group and they can find it here.

    YAY FOR POSITIVE POSTS!!!!!!

    :flowerforyou:
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    That there are more dumba**es in the world than I could have EVER imagined.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

    I'm doing it wrong....
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    ive learned that there are lots of people in this world struggling with weight loss but that there are alot of people trying. These forumns seem to really help certain people out who are going through the same thing. Alot of people are on there own without a good support group and they can find it here.

    You sir, did not read the "A lot" thread. :P
  • ggmur
    ggmur Posts: 4
    sorry about that, i will look for it
  • jillica
    jillica Posts: 554 Member
    That any comment I make will offend somebody.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    That any comment I make will offend somebody.

    HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?!?!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    That any comment I make will offend somebody.

    I am offended that you assume every comment offends.
  • yuckidah
    yuckidah Posts: 290 Member
    I learnt that sometimes a joke has to be spelt out.....

    It seems some of you didn't notice the original reference for the period thing - if you read pg 1 someone said 'Eating period makes you fat' (as in eating, full stop, makes you fat) - the next person took it and ran with it.
    If you 'got' the joke it was funny.
    Obviously many missed it (as in often the case on here it seems).
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Some people's bodies are different and they can defy the laws of thermodynamics.
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    I can apparently burn a gazillion calories by cleaning my house (but only if it's done vigorously)
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

    sick lolz
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    I have learned that 1200 is a magic number - the key to great fat loss.

    Oh, and can somebody peak at my diary and exercise program?
    I've hit a plateau....
  • angiemartin78
    angiemartin78 Posts: 475 Member
    Carbs are the devil
    Low carb diets are the devil

    Lifting heavy will make women bulky
    Lifting heavy will NOT make women bulky

    Muscle weighs more than fat
    Muscle does NOT weigh more than fat

    Vegetable calories don''t count
    Vegetables have calories just like every other food

    30 Day Shred will make you "toned"
    There is no such thing as "toning exercises"

    Gee... I wonder why people are so confused?

    LOL I love this! :love:
  • onedayillbamilf
    onedayillbamilf Posts: 662 Member
    That beans are a vegetable, that bananas are a vegetable, herb, and fruit and that when people wink it means they're serious.
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    That the forums aren't a safe place to ask questions, it's a great place for the internet ****wads to be huge jerks to people they don't know.

    Yup.
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Some people get offended easily. (If you value your life do not use the word "Tard" Or "Retarded")

    Breasts are known as "Tata" and "Boobies" and women are very concerned they are going to lose them when they lose the weight. OR that one might turn out bigger than the other.

    No one on here is Fat....they are just big boned.
  • panduhburr
    panduhburr Posts: 40 Member
    - Fat (*big boned) people mistake being obnoxious with being funny.
    - Everyone has their own opinion on how to lose weight and think their way is the right way. Always.
    - MFP forums confuse the *kitten* out of me.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I've learned that having a large forehead can lead to being unfunny. Weird, huh?
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