What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Some people get offended easily. (If you value your life do not use the word "Tard" Or "Retarded")

    Breasts are known as "Tata" and "Boobies" and women are very concerned they are going to lose them when they lose the weight. OR that one might turn out bigger than the other.

    No one on here is Fat....they are just big boned.

    That last one made me giggle.
  • samantha64118
    samantha64118 Posts: 71
    Apparently if you're set at "sedentary" on your activity level then by all means you MUST include every physical movement you make. Because everyone knows you burn calories while driving & looking for your keys. Oh and if someone is a personal trainer then you must listen to their every word of advice, or YOU. WILL. FAIL.

    Lol.
  • veniceit
    veniceit Posts: 112 Member
    Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha
  • udallmom101
    udallmom101 Posts: 564 Member
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??
    I think you should purchase an HRM to log that.
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
    Peanut butter will save your life (and make you lose weight. Not loose)
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha

    Random post of the day! :)
  • jhartram
    jhartram Posts: 165
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

    I'm doing it wrong....

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

    This made me queasy.

    I almost threw up.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    jack ****
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

    I'm doing it wrong....

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

    hahahahahahaha Life is AWESOME!!!! And I'm glad someone understood that lol
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    jack ****

    really?? I've learned a lot. You haven't learned ONE thing?
  • MrsSmith2010
    MrsSmith2010 Posts: 225 Member
    I've learned that there are a lot of snarky *kitten* people out there and they seem to congregate on the forums.
  • langababy
    langababy Posts: 43 Member
    Dunkaroos still exist, but they are very elusive.
  • sarahbear1981
    sarahbear1981 Posts: 610 Member
    I've learned that although something is made with water (i.e. coffee) once you make it, it magically becomes just coffee. All the water disappears. Science is the Devil.

    Caffiene is the devil

    Carbs are the devil

    If you want to lose weight you should just do what you want because it is all about what works for you not what has been proven to work repeatedly over time.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    That disagreeing with the OP is being rude, mean, and attacking them.
    That I no longer have to log my veggies, yay!
    That apparently, no one is funny on MFP anymore (I'm so sad :sad:)
    That you should definitely not eat your exercise calories back.
    And, that you should definitely eat your exercise calories back.
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    To stay off of them............
  • bells4her
    bells4her Posts: 31
    Eating before bed makes you fat
    Eating carbs makes you fat
    Eating too much protein makes you fat
    Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

    ^ this
  • eddie8131
    eddie8131 Posts: 600 Member
    I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    that the phrase 'sense of humor' is thrown around too loosely, by people who aren't funny

    that thin/skinny girls are what's wrong with society
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.

    correction. All boxer shots are hot.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.
  • samantha64118
    samantha64118 Posts: 71
    Eating before bed makes you fat
    Eating carbs makes you fat
    Eating too much protein makes you fat
    Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

    Are you suggesting I'm fat?!?!? I'm offended!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.

    I thought you loved Pete?
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
    Usage error, not spelling error. :drinker:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure

    I think this is useful to know!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

    If you have pictures they are REALLY supportive.
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