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What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • Posts: 2,832 Member
    Some people get offended easily. (If you value your life do not use the word "Tard" Or "Retarded")

    Breasts are known as "Tata" and "Boobies" and women are very concerned they are going to lose them when they lose the weight. OR that one might turn out bigger than the other.

    No one on here is Fat....they are just big boned.

    That last one made me giggle.
  • Apparently if you're set at "sedentary" on your activity level then by all means you MUST include every physical movement you make. Because everyone knows you burn calories while driving & looking for your keys. Oh and if someone is a personal trainer then you must listen to their every word of advice, or YOU. WILL. FAIL.

    Lol.
  • Posts: 112 Member
    Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha
  • Posts: 564 Member

    Should I log that and for how many calories??
    I think you should purchase an HRM to log that.
  • Posts: 375 Member
    Peanut butter will save your life (and make you lose weight. Not loose)
  • Posts: 2,339 Member
    Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha

    Random post of the day! :)
  • Posts: 165

    I'm doing it wrong....

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL
  • Posts: 778 Member

    This made me queasy.

    I almost threw up.
  • Posts: 530 Member
    jack ****
  • Posts: 2,339 Member

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

    hahahahahahaha Life is AWESOME!!!! And I'm glad someone understood that lol
  • Posts: 2,339 Member
    jack ****

    really?? I've learned a lot. You haven't learned ONE thing?
  • Posts: 225 Member
    I've learned that there are a lot of snarky *kitten* people out there and they seem to congregate on the forums.
  • Posts: 43 Member
    Dunkaroos still exist, but they are very elusive.
  • Posts: 610 Member
    I've learned that although something is made with water (i.e. coffee) once you make it, it magically becomes just coffee. All the water disappears. Science is the Devil.

    Caffiene is the devil

    Carbs are the devil

    If you want to lose weight you should just do what you want because it is all about what works for you not what has been proven to work repeatedly over time.
  • Posts: 1,831 Member
    That disagreeing with the OP is being rude, mean, and attacking them.
    That I no longer have to log my veggies, yay!
    That apparently, no one is funny on MFP anymore (I'm so sad :sad:)
    That you should definitely not eat your exercise calories back.
    And, that you should definitely eat your exercise calories back.
  • Posts: 488 Member
    To stay off of them............
  • Eating before bed makes you fat
    Eating carbs makes you fat
    Eating too much protein makes you fat
    Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

    ^ this
  • Posts: 600 Member
    I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.
  • Posts: 8,980 Member
    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.
  • Posts: 964 Member
    that the phrase 'sense of humor' is thrown around too loosely, by people who aren't funny

    that thin/skinny girls are what's wrong with society
  • Posts: 2,339 Member
    I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.

    correction. All boxer shots are hot.
  • Posts: 1,831 Member
    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
  • Posts: 2,284 Member
    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure
  • Posts: 1,831 Member
    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

    For the love of God.
  • Posts: 1,625 Member
    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

  • Are you suggesting I'm fat?!?!? I'm offended!
  • Posts: 2,339 Member

    For the love of God.

    I thought you loved Pete?
  • Posts: 3,280 Member
    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
    Usage error, not spelling error. :drinker:
  • Posts: 2,190 Member
    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure

    I think this is useful to know!
  • Posts: 2,339 Member
    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

    If you have pictures they are REALLY supportive.
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