What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • imitedlay7
    imitedlay7 Posts: 23 Member
    I am sitting in my cubicle laughing histarically at this thread, holy bananas!

    I just started "trolling" the forums yesterday, so far this is what I learned (most of this come from one post many of you have already referenced):

    -Not wearing make up to the gym makes you a beast
    -Wearing a loose fitting shirt and "probably walmart" spandex makes you a beast
    -Sweating at the gym is gross
    -You should eat your exercise calories back
    -You shouldn't eat your exercise calories back
    -It's doable to go from running a 10min mile to a 6.5min mile for a 5k if you push really hard...
    -Some woman hates her husband, but I didn't have a chance to find out why

    I have no idea what "bump" means...

    I'm still trying to figure out how to log *kitten*.

    And I have my own Batman beliefs!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Brett, you stole all your material from Krusty The Clown so your opinion is invalid!!!

    Hey HEY!
  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 650 Member


    sex burns
    sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

    Totally changes this post if you don't quote the whole thing. :noway:
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    I learned if yOure in yOur 2O's yOu type like this On tweeter.:glasses:
  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 650 Member
    That most people on here are talking out of their *kitten*. No joke.
    Lean in close, I have to tell you something.

    bwaaahhhaaahahaha
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
    I just died laughing. Can you imagine someone wearing a hrm during sex and checking the calorie count in between positions LOL :laugh:

    Ahem, 2kcal/min for foreplay, 7kcal/min for, errrr, ya know, *whispers* (sex!).
    I refuse to divulge how I know this :bigsmile:
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    What I've learned:

    - Never make duck face in photos
    - Never wear leggings as pants
    - There's cocaine in coke
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Hi Folks,

    Please don't use the forums to rehash or mock other users' posts.

    This thread is simply full of violations of this guideline:
    6. No Intentionally Hurtful Topics

    Topics which are started with the intent to belittle others, either directly named or through enough descriptive commentary to be possibly identified, are prohibited. This includes stalking a poster through the forums, posting about past events gone sour, divulging personal information, or spreading gossip or rumors.

    Regards,
    Steven
    MyFitnessPal Staff
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