Do you fart at the gym?
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Is farting while running not a turbo boost? That's news to me!
JM
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WOW this topic sounds like things i hear daily at the high school i work at lol0
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i did today at body pump....all those squats!!!0
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Totally knew it was a guy asking this...
BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart.
hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love it
I think I just worked my abs.... I am laughing so hard!!!0 -
I'm going to take this in another direction. I've been running before and gambled. I've never lost! Thankfully! Has anyone else? Ever Sharted at the gym???0
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Its all fun and games until you're in the midle of (what you think) is a SUPER amped treadmill/elliptical work out....and that smell creeps up on you and you realize....YOU'VE BEEN DUSTED! That is the absolute worst! I've almost lost my life (not really) from almost falling off the treadmill when somebody farts. So, no....I dont fart in the gym. And even if I did, I'm almost certain it would smell like Starburst.0
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That is false.
I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.
I think the question here is...where do I NOT?
LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.
I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross.0 -
This post is by far the funniest I have read on this site. I'm :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hysterically at work.
Honestly yes I have. I believe that's when you know you had a great workout. Never was embarrassed by it until...
I'm in the park jogging, it's getting late and I THOUGHT no one was behind me and a LOUD and deadly machine gun escaped me....only for me to hear a key jiggle, I turn around and see somene directly behind me. I was so embarrassed that I took off running. By the time I got to my car I just :laugh: until I got home....it's not like the guy will ever see me again anyway...I hope not lol0 -
I fart everywhere0
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LOL!!!!
i cant stop laughing at this thread!!!
I usually work out in my room so I don't have the fart at the gym issue0 -
Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:0
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Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking0
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That is false.
I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.
I think the question here is...where do I NOT?
LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.
I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross.
I meant fart momma!0 -
Everyone farts at the gym. It's a biological imperative.0
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Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking
I'm sorry, what? :huh:0 -
At yoga class...you can't blame it on the dog!0
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Only for medical purposes. If I don't I will explode.0
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LOL ....funny topic!:blushing: :laugh:0
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That is false.
I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.
I think the question here is...where do I NOT?
LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.
I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross.
I meant fart momma!
phew :laugh:0 -
Girls don't fart, or poo, didn't you know? :smooched:0
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