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    Do you fart at the gym?

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    • Posts: 63 Member
      Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:
      My husband does this all the time ~ one day it was so bad we were at the end of the aisle when someone turned the corner and it was like they hit a wall ~ the look on her face was priceless
    • Posts: 330 Member
      Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
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      LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.

      I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross. :)

      I meant fart momma!
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Everyone farts at the gym. It's a biological imperative.
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
      Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking

      I'm sorry, what? :huh:
    • Posts: 147 Member
      At yoga class...you can't blame it on the dog!
    • Posts: 86 Member
      Only for medical purposes. If I don't I will explode.
    • Posts: 61 Member
      LOL ....funny topic!:blushing: :laugh:
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      I meant fart momma!

      phew :laugh:
    • Posts: 456 Member
      Girls don't fart, or poo, didn't you know? :smooched:
    • Posts: 387 Member
      Give me a fiberOne bar and I could enter a contest!
    • Posts: 473 Member
      I cannot believe I am entertaining this mess....you guys are the best....I am LMFAO!!!! Please stop it though. I can't take it any more......
    • Posts: 116 Member
      Give me a fiberOne bar and I could enter a contest!

      hahaha... yeah i had to stop eating those... my tummy went nuts with all that gas bubbling around.
      so uncomfortable!
    • Posts: 137 Member
      My trainer had it bad today, he does workout with me every step of the way and every squat we did he ripped it! I had fiber bars for breakfast and I can hold it in.
    • Posts: 716 Member
      yoga girl farts :laugh: :laugh:

      http://youtu.be/FZaNCWdfxX8
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
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    • Posts: 200
      I usually can manage to hold it at the gym, mostly for fear of sharting. However, when I have a particularly bad case of the vapors, it is inevitable that one or more will escape, much to the shagrin of the innocent people on the treadmills behind me. There was one specific day I can remember where there was evil-a-brewin' and I had the facetime camera on my iPhone poised to catch the expression of those behind me to send to a friend of mine. Sadly, I was not able to produce that day. Also, my husband and I have a no questions asked policy about farting in public. He says "don't go over there", or "we need to leave this isle" also, "don't react, it's gonna be bad" and I immediatly obey.
    • Posts: 2,447 Member
      Of course NOT!
      And I also don't cheat on my taxes.....:laugh:
    • Posts: 245 Member
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      also referred to as "crop dusting"
      LOL --love it-- crop dusting :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 428 Member
      Funniest post ever! Haha... I would think with all the brocolli I eat I would fart while working out, but I haven't... yet.
    • Posts: 317
      Of course, I take great pleasure in it, especially when I see someone else walk up to the bench I was just on and wrinkle their nose. Keeps me entertained... small things...
    • Posts: 148 Member
      I have to say, I've never had gas at the gym. Maybe because I don't eat beef or pork, beans, or any of those foods that cause severe bubble guts! On days that are my free day, I eat horrible and can let it ride at home since I'm not working out anyway!! lol :laugh:
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      Lentil soup for lunch yesterday wasn't such a good idea after all....

      Maybe that was my problem yesterday! I thought Donald Duck had taken up residence in my butt. :ohwell:
    • Posts: 205
      I go to an all women gym...
      It gets weird sometimes!
    • Posts: 1,552 Member
      Oh wow, I am in hysterics. I think I have bitten a hole in my lip trying not to bust out laughing at work.

      I really needed this today. Thanks!!!!
    • Posts: 205
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      Maybe that was my problem yesterday! I thought Donald Duck had taken up residence in my butt. :ohwell:

      Lol!!!!


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 255 Member
      Oh my!! Tears are flowing! From laughing, NOT farting--)
    • Posts: 4,099 Member
      I'm not so much a gym farter as I am a belcher. You cannot put me on a treadmill and expect me to run without flatulence.
      In positive light, what you exhale in any form while exercising is fat.
      So think of it as that.
      You're farting/belching away your fat.
    • Posts: 27
      I'm crying with laughter as this topic has sparked a really interesting conversation with my other half. He has a strategically placed fan near the cross trainer to diffuse his farts!
    • Posts: 1,455 Member
      I feel left out. I work out at home, can rip 'em all day long if I need to. But it doesn't happen. :sad:
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