Best movie quote of all time???

"Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
- Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"


and


Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

I aim to misbehave. - Mal


Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, doncha think? - Jayne

I STILL can't believe they canceled that show.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Gotta love "The Princess Bride"!!

"Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

~Rush Hour

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming @sshole be a father.

Tod: Hi. Where's my wife?
Helen: She's still at school. She's got cheerleading practice.
Tod: Btchin'.

When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea.

I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!

All quotes from "Parenthood"... too many more to mention!! Great movie about real life and family.

"Welcome to the REAL World"
~ Morpheus

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a @#%$" Rhett to Scarlett in Gone With the Wind .....best movie ever!

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "

"Can't you see that every step I have taken has been to bring myself closer to you?"-Saiyuri, "Memoirs of a Geisha"

"want my badge #?! Heres my f---in' badge #!!!

"Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

~Rush Hour

"Dont nobody understand the words coming outta your mouth!"

~ Rush hour 2

That John Denver's full of ****, man.

Say hello to my little friend....I shouldn't need to name this movie!

Who is your daddy and what does he do? - from the movie Kindergarten Cop

Eat the cake Anna Mae!....lol...favorite line from any movie!

Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as f***ing boring as you. You are a real boring f***. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T! -In the Loop\

Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organizing that kills one thousand two hundred human beings a day; twelve hundred people. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women, and children. I mean there's Attila, Genghis, and me, Nick Naylor the face of cigarettes, the colonel sanders of nicotine. This is where I work, the Academy of Tobacco Studies. It was established by seven gentlemen you may recognize from C-Span. These guys realized quick if they were gonna claim cigarettes were not addictive they better have proof. This is the man they rely on, Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt. They found him in Germany. I won't go into the details. He's been testing the link between nicotine and lung cancer for thirty years, and hasn't found any conclusive results. The man's a genius, he could disprove gravity. Then we got our sharks. We draft them out of Ivy League law schools and give them timeshares and sports cars. It's just like a John Grisham novel. Well you know without all the espionage. Most importantly we got spin control. That's where I come in. I get paid to talk. I don't have an MD or law degree. I have a baccalaureate in kicking *kitten* and taking names. You know that guy who can pick up any girl, I'm him on crack. -(very long I know...) Thank You For Smoking

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.-Scott Pilgrim vs. the World