Best movie quote of all time???

Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says: "You're nowhere near ready". And the other half says: "Make her yours forever". Michael, Caroline asked me what would I say if I knew you could hear me. I said: "I do know. I love you. God, I miss you, and I forgive you. - Remember Me

You once told me, our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. Is that true for everybody, or is it just poetic bull****? - Remember Me

"I carried a watermelon." - Dirty Dancing

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - bull Durham

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption

Wow some of the best lines come from my favorite but little known movie 'Death to Smoochy'

"Are you ok?" "Well, I'm pretty f**ked up in general so it's kinda hard to gauge" - Robin Williams

Edward Norton - "I thought you cleaned up!" " Oh I cleaned up all right I clean up half the poppies in Asia!"

"You will learn the meaning of shame Smoochy" - Robin Williams

"Oh you like fairy tales do yah? Hey boys tell him the one about the arsehole who get's his head chopped off with an ax"

"It's a rocketship" - Edward Norton - "NO it's not! What are you, blind? It's a c**k! It's not a rocket, you sick f**k! It's a c**k! Look. It's a c**k and balls! A d**k! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

I've never owned a gun, I don't believe in 'em. When we were kids and my brothers and played Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Edward Norton

It's small but it's fierce! - Robin Williams

"Hello little nipple nibbler" - Robin Williams

All right boys. Let's go pray and get $#!& faced. - Pam Ferris

"Wally the whale how did you have sex with wally the whale?" "Arrrrggghhh Dar she blows!"

Sorry if I smell like piss. You know how it is.

Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my ****ing *kitten*. I'm like a god damn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's *kitten* - aisle three.


Tommy: This I guarantee: That f**kin' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his *kitten*.
Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.

OMG! I could go all night BEST MOVIE EVER!!

"Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?' "

Best Movie Ever!!!!!

Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
~Empire Strikes Back

These arent the best of all time but I love them!


When the *kitten* did we get ice cream?--The Ringer


Do the chickens have large talons?--Napoleon Dynamite


When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself.--Mr. Woodcock

I am not left handed!

Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
~Empire Strikes Back

Full of epic win, sir!

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

"are u Mad! I am ur daughter! The others

Resistance if futile ... Star Trek

"meow" -- batman -- Michelle Phifer

"I'm gonna Kia u now -- long and hard the way a woman should be kissed"

"Why is the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"Freeeedoooooom"- William Wallace , Braveheart

"Hey -- it's a kinda magic... " -- Highlander

Harry - "Well, we're not gonna let you get away"
Robber- "Who's we sucka?"
Harry - "Smith & Wesson and Me!!"

Right before the iconic: "Go ahead, make my day!!!!"