How often do you poop?

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  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    Every other day to every two days. I've been that way since I was a kid, like clockwork. That's just how I roll.
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
    Every morning. Unless I run late. God, I hate pooping at work. :(
    I love pooping at work. I try to time it that way so I don't have to buy as much tp lol

    Lol, you are totally my hero now.

    I poop once every few days....I wish it was more often. Oh! And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
  • Reecebullet
    Reecebullet Posts: 141 Member
    Normally, once every 2-3 days. Sometimes once every 1-2 days, other times twice a day. Randomly for the win.
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
    AT LEAST once a day, usually MORE. I've NEVER had issues with that.

    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
    I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

    Duuurrrrrhhhhh
  • BrookSt_Jane
    BrookSt_Jane Posts: 390
    I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

    Duuurrrrrhhhhh

    :laugh:

    I go everyday, usually 2 to 3 times. I chalk it up to fiber, plenty of fruits & veggies, and plenty of H20!!
  • volunteerfirefighter_mommy
    volunteerfirefighter_mommy Posts: 6
    every day. same time. guaranteed....

    makes me wonder, how many other MFP users are out there pooping at the same time as me.......? lol
    :blushing:
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    once normally
    twice when i go normally then if I almost get into a car accident
    three times if I go normally then i almost get into a car accident and then watch a scary movie
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    After reading thru this hysterical post, I realize I need more fiber..... And many of you are full of *kitten*. :laugh:
  • missbethea
    missbethea Posts: 280 Member
    I poop at least once a day.

    Though I'd say, on average, two or three times a day. Which everyone says makes me weird. But it makes me glad to know I'm not stopped up.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Once every two to three days... sometimes up to 5 days.
    Thanks Cymbalta/Abilify. <3
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
    ... And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
    You are awesome! How can I not send a friend request based on this reply?

    LOL!
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    Up to 5 times a day.
    At least once a day.
  • sullymanjohn
    sullymanjohn Posts: 101
    When I'm at home I am vegetarian and normally go between one and three times a day. However...when I am deployed the food choice gets slim and I am forced to eat their horrible food. When I was deployed throughout most of last year I was in the ER twice because I hadn't pooped in ten days...
  • AmberFaith90
    AmberFaith90 Posts: 904 Member
    Before I started eating healthy, once every 4-5 days. I used to HAVE to take laxatives in order to "go". Sad, right? Now...I go every day. A small triumph that counts big ;P
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

    Seven cups of salad???
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

    Seven cups of salad???
    Yep, I love the stuff!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.
    Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.
    @cory What is with your poop fascination?
    1) Potty humor is funny
    2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.



    So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange. :(
    I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
    Potty humor is funny.
    I can also burp the alphabet.
    My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:

    Haaaaah. :laugh:
  • jonnyb62
    jonnyb62 Posts: 426
    I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.
    Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.
    @cory What is with your poop fascination?
    1) Potty humor is funny
    2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.



    So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange. :(
    I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
    Potty humor is funny.
    I can also burp the alphabet.
    My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.

    Yep you are kinda strange, but that's okay - I wouldn't have near as much fun reading your posts if you weren't. :wink: Also, this thread is hilarious. :laugh:

    BTW, I'm in the - my body is using every single calorie I consume category, so I rarely poop these days. :cry: AND, I've been known to weigh before and after - well, it wasn't really known before, but I guess it is now. :bigsmile: :blushing:
  • triplejay1
    triplejay1 Posts: 84 Member
    Before I started this diet/lifestyle change in Jan, every day, now its like every 2 or 3rd day. I dont like that, im trying to get more fiber but its difficult.
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    HAAA I'm so glad I came back to read through this...

    I feel bad for anyone who doesn't poop for a couple days...

    Me? Daily and like a few others said, like clockwork.
  • Smuterella
    Smuterella Posts: 1,623 Member
    It used to be every single day at exactly 11am, now, it has been three days. Senna tonight, and a cigarette in the morning if that doesn't work. :-(
  • aj_gettingfit
    aj_gettingfit Posts: 257
    I pooped today -- the first time in over a week.

    My protein intake is continuously topped out at over 150 g and I am pretty good at keeping my fiber up to par,


    I used to poop regularly when I ate like a heifer. It's mind boggling, really.

    I have the same issue. I go way less now than I did when I ate unhealthy.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

    My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!
  • jonnyb62
    jonnyb62 Posts: 426
    Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

    My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!

    BRB - going to McDonalds :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
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