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    How often do you poop?

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    • Posts: 1,421 Member
      Every other day to every two days. I've been that way since I was a kid, like clockwork. That's just how I roll.
    • Posts: 216 Member
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      I love pooping at work. I try to time it that way so I don't have to buy as much tp lol

      Lol, you are totally my hero now.

      I poop once every few days....I wish it was more often. Oh! And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
    • Posts: 141 Member
      Normally, once every 2-3 days. Sometimes once every 1-2 days, other times twice a day. Randomly for the win.
    • Posts: 1,082 Member
      AT LEAST once a day, usually MORE. I've NEVER had issues with that.

      my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    • Posts: 1,082 Member
      I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

      Duuurrrrrhhhhh
    • Posts: 390
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      Duuurrrrrhhhhh

      :laugh:

      I go everyday, usually 2 to 3 times. I chalk it up to fiber, plenty of fruits & veggies, and plenty of H20!!
    • Posts: 6
      every day. same time. guaranteed....

      makes me wonder, how many other MFP users are out there pooping at the same time as me.......? lol
      :blushing:
    • Posts: 926 Member
      once normally
      twice when i go normally then if I almost get into a car accident
      three times if I go normally then i almost get into a car accident and then watch a scary movie
    • Posts: 747 Member
      I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
    • Posts: 1,879 Member
      After reading thru this hysterical post, I realize I need more fiber..... And many of you are full of *kitten*. :laugh:
    • Posts: 280 Member
      I poop at least once a day.

      Though I'd say, on average, two or three times a day. Which everyone says makes me weird. But it makes me glad to know I'm not stopped up.
    • Posts: 1,637 Member
      Once every two to three days... sometimes up to 5 days.
      Thanks Cymbalta/Abilify. <3
    • Posts: 648 Member
      ... And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
      You are awesome! How can I not send a friend request based on this reply?

      LOL!
    • Posts: 1,290 Member
      Up to 5 times a day.
      At least once a day.
    • Posts: 101
      When I'm at home I am vegetarian and normally go between one and three times a day. However...when I am deployed the food choice gets slim and I am forced to eat their horrible food. When I was deployed throughout most of last year I was in the ER twice because I hadn't pooped in ten days...
    • Posts: 904 Member
      Before I started eating healthy, once every 4-5 days. I used to HAVE to take laxatives in order to "go". Sad, right? Now...I go every day. A small triumph that counts big ;P
    • Posts: 648 Member
      my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
      I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!
    • Posts: 987 Member
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      I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

      Seven cups of salad???
    • Posts: 648 Member
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      Seven cups of salad???
      Yep, I love the stuff!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
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      So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange. :(
      I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
      Potty humor is funny.
      I can also burp the alphabet.
      My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.
    • Posts: 802 Member
      Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:
    • Posts: 1,306 Member
      Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:

      Haaaaah. :laugh:
    • Posts: 426
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      I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
      Potty humor is funny.
      I can also burp the alphabet.
      My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.

      Yep you are kinda strange, but that's okay - I wouldn't have near as much fun reading your posts if you weren't. :wink: Also, this thread is hilarious. :laugh:

      BTW, I'm in the - my body is using every single calorie I consume category, so I rarely poop these days. :cry: AND, I've been known to weigh before and after - well, it wasn't really known before, but I guess it is now. :bigsmile: :blushing:
    • Posts: 84 Member
      Before I started this diet/lifestyle change in Jan, every day, now its like every 2 or 3rd day. I dont like that, im trying to get more fiber but its difficult.
    • Posts: 1,014 Member
      HAAA I'm so glad I came back to read through this...

      I feel bad for anyone who doesn't poop for a couple days...

      Me? Daily and like a few others said, like clockwork.
    • Posts: 1,623 Member
      It used to be every single day at exactly 11am, now, it has been three days. Senna tonight, and a cigarette in the morning if that doesn't work. :-(
    • Posts: 257
      I pooped today -- the first time in over a week.

      My protein intake is continuously topped out at over 150 g and I am pretty good at keeping my fiber up to par,


      I used to poop regularly when I ate like a heifer. It's mind boggling, really.

      I have the same issue. I go way less now than I did when I ate unhealthy.
    • Posts: 2,284 Member
      Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

      My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!
    • Posts: 426
      Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

      My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!

      BRB - going to McDonalds :bigsmile: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,284 Member
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