worst comment ever made about your weight

I was once told, "it looks like your *kitten* has hail damage"

After repeatedly cheating on me and then making an agreement to only sleep with me if I put on porn of skinny blonde chicks or held a porn magazine while we were having sex, my ex said, "If you weren't so fat and disgusting, I wouldn't want to sleep with other women. If you looked like this {he ripped out and threw a Playboy centerfold at me}, I'd never stick my d**k anywhere else. But YOU DON'T... count yourself lucky that you get any at all Lard *kitten*!"

glad i read he is your EX! He is a douche canoe! Exceeds the limits of *kitten*!

I was walking into a grocery store and some guys sitting in a car started moooo'g at me.

My mom has always told me "I have a *kitten* *kitten*" and honestly no insult nor racist remark meant by me. She was always on to me about my weight but for some reason she has always hated the size of my *kitten*!

Although I think it's unhealthy to ruminate on the negative and generally try not to think about this...

I'll never forget one day in the middle of a solid year of the worst depression I've felt in my life, when my dad (who is usually a loving and awesome father) said to me, "You're blowing up like a balloon." I've been subject to horrible bullying in my life and been mooed at and told to go kill myself, but nothing has ever hurt more than that comment from someone who is supposed to love me. =\

Didn't motivate me to lose weight either...

But my dad is a good guy, he's just a moron sometimes. And I try to put that stuff behind me. I can't obsess over being judged when I'm trying to lead a healthy life.

My mom won't let me sit in the passenger seat of her SUV... I have to sit in the back in the middle.

She tells me if I sat in the front the frame wouldn't support it....

I work in front of a camera full time so I hear quite a bit of them. Thankfully I have pretty thick skin But here is the latest:

thaneos2004: Jesus Christ! I hope your using the money you make here for an atkins diet. That fat hanging of your arm is thicker than my thighs

OH! and a few days prior my son told me that I needed to "thin down" and lose weight so that I can be the size of a "normal mom". He even made me a XBox Avatar of a girl the size he though I should be.

"No boy is every going to date you if you don't lose some weight."

This came from my father when I was in high school.

I've never had what you would call really horrible nasty comments. Hubby used to be and can still be back handed about it all. Comments like 'You hungry tonight' when I'd go to grab a snack at night, or 'You thirsty" when I'd go to grab a glass of wine. He's better now, but still says crap like that everyso often. I've learnt to mostly ignore it though.


Mel

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oooh actually my first boyfriend told me if i lost weight i would probs be better in bed :grumble:

My ex husband told me once if I lost about 10lbs all his friends would think I was super hot (I was 120 at the time)

I told him if his d*ck was 2 inches bigger we'd have a better time in bed.

Guess we both lost on that one :laugh:

....THE BEST

I was standing at a bus stop one day, a young guy walked passed me and said "frigging hippo !"

See, that's when you follow at a safe distance shrieking, "The paternity test says it's yours! Stop walking away from me! And when are you going to pay the hospital bill from breaking my jaw?"

He will never say anything rude to anyone in public again.

Hilarious!!! I was at the beach with my sister and I was in my 30's and my siter in her 40's and both of us at that time were overweight. A car load of teens drove by (Daytona) and said hey look at the beached whales!! They all started laughing at us!! My sister said hey!! Look at the car load of jerks!!

I was out drinking once, and, in the toilets, this girl who was incredibly drunk (staggering all over the place, slurred speech, vomit in hair, the works) barged into me, then screamed at me to get out of her way. I told her to f*** off, naturally, and she said "F*** you, you fat f***ing c***". So I said "Are you this much of a ***** to everyone, or am I getting special treatment?" and she blurted out "WHY ARE YOU SO F***ING FAT". So I remembered my favourite stock reply to that question, and responded with "Because every time I shag your boyfriend, he gives me a cookie."

Yeah. Granted, she clawed the hell out of my face with those classy fake nails of hers, but, if there's one lesson I like to think I taught her, it's that, when insulting a 5'10, 220lb girl, it's best to keep in mind that, in a physical altercation, she might just have the upper hand. I didn't beat the crap out of her or anything; it was a simple slap around the face (made an amazing sound, very satisfying) and shoving her drunk *kitten* on the floor. She couldn't get back up on account of a) wearing ridiculously impractical shoes, and b) being sloppy drunk, so she just slurred insults at my retreating back as I walked off. One of her mates later came up to me and apologised for her, saying she was "a ***** when she's drunk", and that apparently, seeing someone belt some sense into her was quite satisfying.

Disclaimer: I'm not generally a violent person (I usually just imagine snapping the neck of whoever gets on my nerves, but don't generally act on it), but screw it, it was in self-defense.

In junior high and part of high school, there were certain kids that called me "blubber butt"... still hurts to think about it...

OH Ya! Another one was (while making a making someone's drink at the coffee shop), an older man walks up to the counter and says:

"You should cut back on the whipped cream and you'll lose weight. I'm a doctor, I'm trying to help."

Three years later, I still see him on the street and want to tell him what a j***-a** he is. :-)