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Why Cats Suck

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Actually I don't think they have the ability to suck, due to how their mouths are constructed.
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    i dig cats.
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    *puts away cat ears and walks away* :frown:

    PS: imager.php?id=38152&t=o[/url]
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Why are you picking on cats? I love cats. :smile:
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    i got one! because they like to play soccer with their turds.
    <but i still dig cats>
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Because the throw heavy glass picture frames at you from overhead.

    (Mine did this 2 days ago...love him anyway...if I die from a freak accident...someone please tell police the cat did it)
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Cats suck after they are born, same as most mammals. Some, like siamese, suck on fabric when they get older - perhaps due to leaving mom too soon.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I'm pretty sure mine wants to eat my face off sometimes, especially when I don't get up earlier enough to feed her.
    (That moment when you wake up and there are whiskers tickling your face because she is RIGHTTHEREINYOURFACE)

    But suck? Nah....
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    I refuse to answer that question, however....

    Why cats are awesome..

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    The continual envy of the perfection that exists in all cats is always sad to experience...
    BUT litterboxes will always suck...
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I refuse to answer that question, however....

    Why cats are awesome..

    awesome-cat.jpg?t=1334326831

    The photoshopping on that kittens eyes, freaks me out.
  • JodieElijah
    JodieElijah Posts: 136 Member
    Cats are Awesome.

    Nothing more needs to be said on the matter.
  • iuangina
    iuangina Posts: 691 Member
    They poop in a box in the house.
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    Because I am soo allergic to them.................. And I want one so bad, :sad:
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
    I love my cat...she has such a great personality. She even "blesses me" when I sneeze. Or that's what I tell myself she is doing! Maybe its a sound of annoyance since I sneeze so damn loud. I talk to her and for her but so does the rest of my fam. She probably thinks we're all bat-*kitten* crazy!
  • gmctech
    gmctech Posts: 104 Member
    hahaha Cats are fine... I trained one like a dog... sit, stay, lay down, came when i whistled, begged for treats... he was an awesome kitty cat... But really I love all animals...

    So sorry to not participate in the kitty-bashing
  • magichatter06
    magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
    I love cats ! Mine does get on my nerves sometimes tho LOL

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  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Y U NO LUV ME??!?!

    Sad_Cat_Is_Sad.jpg
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    cat.jpg
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    *****cats rock

    really well darn

    kitties are awesome that is all

    edit because I can't say *****cat
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Y U NO LUV ME??!?!

    Sad_Cat_Is_Sad.jpg

    OOOWWW...this makes my heart hurt a little.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    lime-cat.jpg
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)

    cats rule and dogs DROOL
  • kunibob
    kunibob Posts: 608 Member
    I love my cats.

    Except for the fact that they BOTH had hairballs this morning. Whoever decided they were "clean animals" was a LIAR!
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
    cat.jpg

    O-M-G I just cracked up in my quiet *kitten* office HILARIOUS!!
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    lime-cat.jpg
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
    Cats pee and poop in a box and then walk on counters, siiiiiiick!!!

    Cat videos on the other hand are awesome!!!! I could watch cats do dumb **** all day long :laugh:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.

    It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person :)

    cats rule and dogs DROOL

    They drool because they're SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!! The cat doesn't give a *kitten* if you're there or not as long as it gets fed lol
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    cats are awesome. they dont need as much love and attention as dogs. dogs are stage 5 clingers.
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