Why Cats Suck
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Why you suck: You hate cats
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I love cats ! Mine does get on my nerves sometimes tho LOL
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love my kitties...no suck!0
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my cats are my children, I love cats so much. It actually makes me sad that I can't hug every cat in the world. I'm not even trying to be funny, like, if I see a cat I will chase it saying 'let me love you!'.
Glad i'm not the only one who does that lol
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That pic cracks me up!0 -
I used to not care much about cats until my girlfriend moved in & brought 2 along with her. Now i like them. We have good times.0
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Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.
It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person
EXACTLY what she said! I get enough ungratefulness from my children. I do NOT need another mouth to feed and body to take care of that feels it's superior to me. :grumble:0 -
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Crap, you can't see the caption: "Putting on my thinking cat". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
That's funny0
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A tiger would kick your dog's *kitten*. That is all.0
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Why you suck: You hate cats
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My cat does that too!I love my cat...she has such a great personality. She even "blesses me" when I sneeze. Or that's what I tell myself she is doing! Maybe its a sound of annoyance since I sneeze so damn loud. I talk to her and for her but so does the rest of my fam. She probably thinks we're all bat-*kitten* crazy!0 -
I've never seen a cat fetch me a pheasant or duck. Or fight off an intruder to protect their owner. That is why cats suck.
Actually, my cat will attack if you come into my apartment without me or my son there to protect you. He has a reputation at our apartment complex. Everyone in the office knows to beware of the mean cat.0 -
I have a cat named Paul!0
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They poop in a box in the house.
...and then after digging around in said box with their paws, they proceed to walk all over the counter tops and sleep on babies faces. Poo paws gettin all up ins.
They don't do any tricks or come when called. When someone breaks into the house, they don't attack the intruder or make a peep to alert anyone that a stranger is in the house.
The only time I've let a stinky cat curl up in my lap, someone tried to break into the house and kick down the door. Know what the stupid cat did? It jumped on my face and clawed its way down my chest, scared.
And they certainly don't make good jogging buddies. Unless you have a sparkly piece of string hanging out of your back pocket.
Please look up "toxoplasmosis" if you're not convinced that they do indeed suck.
My cat does come when he's called and doesn't sleep on anyones face.
He makes a very good watch cat. Nobody is going to sneak into my apartment without me knowing it because my cat heads straight for the door and is always on the alert. He is a Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde cat. He will act all nice and friendly and let you pet him then he will attack.
My cat isn't allowed to get on the counter.
He's my shadow and every time I walk somewhere around the apartment, he always follows me. I haven't tried jogging around the room so I don't know if he would still follow if I jogged or not though. :laugh:0 -
Kittens are ok. But cats. Ugh. No me gusta.
It's like they just sit there all day and say "screw you, I'm a cat, I do what I want." I'm SO much more a dog person
cats rule and dogs DROOL
My cat drools when he is happy!
My cat drools when I pet him under his chin.0 -
My very, very favorite.
Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"
Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love that!0 -
I love my cats....
I love my dog...
they co-exist and they are all pretty awesome. The dog is a little psycho though.0 -
I have a cat named Paul!
That is awesome. I have 3 girl cats, and I've always said if I ever get a boy his name will be Richard 0 -
I think this picture looks like Nancy Grace.0 -
Cat haiku is *genius!*0
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i love cats as pets more than dogs..they are sneaky but they are a joy to have around0
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OH. HELL. NO. Cats = Love0
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Lol my cat scratches me waaaay too much. Also, they only let you scratch their stomach 3 times, no more, no less. XD0
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How can you not adore these little guys??
Even a sniper kitty!!
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My cats are truly awesome. I don't need dogs. My cats play with balls... soccer, not fetch. And they walk with me (actually alongside me at times) when I go for my daily walk... they are better than dogs. They don't need quite as much attention either. They can feed themselves if they have to. Etc, etc. They lick my face just a like a dog would. They sleep on the bed at night. They purr, enough said.0
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That rat is adorable!! I love rats!0
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