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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • TheAncientMariner
    TheAncientMariner Posts: 444 Member
    I am dog yes
    Pulled race card no
    No idea what I'm doing
    fin
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 107 Member
    I try to look cute.
    "The poop was already there!"
    "Bad dog! Go outside."
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,615 Member
    Sitting bored at work
    I browse the forums here now
    Do not tell my boss!
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    Flyers need a goal
    Then they need another goal
    Game over Pens lose
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,515 Member
    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to ****
    But only farted
  • MyNewZen
    MyNewZen Posts: 101 Member
    Share with me your heart
    It burns so bright with passion
    Let me temper you
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,285 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    I have a sweatshirt with this printed on it. I wore it today. My friend and I yell "refrigerator!" at each other when I wear it.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    See Jane run very far.
    Jane thinks Haikus are for wusses.
    Go drink some water.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,285 Member
    What is going on?

    Can’t concentrate at all.

    Is that a hot dog?

    ————————————

    So pretty it hurts

    You are my favorite ho

    Dirty words dazzle

    ———————————

    You bake me cupcakes

    You are my little sister

    Only more evil.

    ————————————————

    Kittens with chainsaws

    Two hot dogs for a dollar

    Velociraptor.

    ———————————-

    Girl who wants my teeth

    Your finger is in my nose

    I am not dead yet.

    ———————————-

    Don’t taunt the duck

    We’ve been friends for twelve years

    It will always bite
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,390
    The long day's over
    And night has gently fallen
    Come to me, my love...
  • sbrBirdy
    sbrBirdy Posts: 232
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*
  • sbrBirdy
    sbrBirdy Posts: 232
    She takes the licked spoon
    Adheres it to button nose
    Little dollfaced clown
  • hippychickuk
    hippychickuk Posts: 96 Member
    It's sunny outside
    But we like to watch TV
    Only now, he snores
  • hippychickuk
    hippychickuk Posts: 96 Member
    Thinking about lunch...
    I bet it's too many carbs
    Please, can I have chocolate?
  • bas1955
    bas1955 Posts: 29 Member
    "My pics r great" :-)
    Tried to post :-(
    techno_rant !!#$$^*!



    (tongue in cheek - honoring those who have expressed pain with the pic posting technology)
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,390
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*

    Love both of yours!
  • sbrBirdy
    sbrBirdy Posts: 232
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*

    Love both of yours!

    Thanks! I like the imagery in yours, too. I'm going to be counting syllables in my head all day now.
  • BodyPumpDaveInFL
    BodyPumpDaveInFL Posts: 30 Member
    People are funny
    People are full of laughter
    And some are boring


    (wrote in 5th grade and remebered it)
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628
    I really have an issue with haikus....never really good at them (only cause I am a detailed oriented type person)........but am good with other poems. Just don't share'em with many people.......
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,070 Member
    oops