Favorite CLEAN jokes?
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What do you get when you cross 50 deer with 50 pigs?
A hundred sows and bucks.0 -
New teacher waiting in class for some late arrivals. Eventually Timmy walks in, 'whats your name and where have you been?' My names Timmy and i've been up Rose Hill.
Next boy walks in 'Name and where have you been?' My names Jonny and i've been up Rose Hill'
Next a girl walks in, teacher say whats your name and where have you been Girl says 'my names Rose Hill'0 -
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She didn't take the kleenix out of the box0 -
A cop was patrolling the neighbor hood one night when he saw a blonde on her hands and knees in the road under the street lamp. He pulled over and said, "Can I help you with something miss?" The blonde replied "Yes please! I lost my 5k diamond earring!"
He got of the car and started looking around on the ground with her. "Did you lose it right here?" he asked. "Oh no" she replied, "I lost it 6 blocks away, but the lighting it better over here."0 -
One of my favorite clean blonde jokes:
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A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."0 -
What do you call a medical organization for retired pirates??
AARRRRRRRP0 -
2 potatoes are walking down the street, how do you know which is the prostitute?
The one with the sticker that says "Idaho"
LOL.. Good one.0 -
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.0 -
Three older men were sitting at a diner talking about the affects of getting older and how it has changed them.
The first man says "I get up at 6:30 and want to start the day with a good, long pee and I end up just standing there. Nothing"
The second man says "I know what you mean. I get up at 6:30 wanting to start the day with a good bowel movement and all I do is sit there. Nothing."
The third mans says "At 6:30 I have a good, long pee and I empty my bowels with no problem."
They ask in unison "what's wrong with that?"
He says "that's at 6:30. I don't get up til 7:00."
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WHy is 6 afraid of 7?.....because 7, 8, 90
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A scientist walks into a bar and says to the bartender: 'I'd like a cool glass of H2O please'.
The guy sat next to him - wanting to appear smart - says: 'I'll have a glass of H20 too'.
His funeral is on Monday.
haha.awesome!0 -
Three attractive women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"0
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so there was the mouse and cat they walk into the bar... the mouse says to the cat, " what ya getting?" cat says "dinner to go"0
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
(Bye, son) :laugh:0 -
wow0
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2 men walk up to a bar, one ducked!0
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Whatdid the left nut say to the right nut?
Why we hanging? Slim is the one that shot her :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Columbia South Carolina Headline News....
Tornado rips through local cemetary. Thousands dead!
LOL0 -
lol too funny0
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A White Horse walks into a village shop.
Amazed by what he sees the shop owner says "We have a pub in the village named after you"
The horse pricks up his ears and replies "What! You have a pub named Trevor!"0
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