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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Do these pants make my butt look big?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.
    We must be talking about different pants. These are actually about a size too big.
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    what do i say to the stalker at the gym , she annoys the crap out of me.. ive been pretty blut before about not interupting me or using my time but she does anyhow

    Heck, I can answer that one for you: next time she tries, either fart as loud as you can, or plant a giant kiss on the closest guy.

    ~thumbs up!!~
  • Jmstill300
    Jmstill300 Posts: 239 Member
    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    You will find him and you will get engaged, but you wont love him and eventually you will divorce him.
    Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



    How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
    Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

    They don't ogle you? Wow! Idiots! :)
  • NSQuintana
    NSQuintana Posts: 207
    Do these pants make my butt look big?

    No, but your big butt makes your pants look too tight.

    :laugh:
  • katmix
    katmix Posts: 296 Member
    Will I eventuallly find a guy who loves me and respects my decision to wait to be intimate until I am married?

    I know the answer to this one (drumroll, please)...YES! Have been married almost 26 years to the honey who waited until marriage for me...

    On the flip side...I would be particular about the places you hang out - as to the sort of guys you end up meeting (my .02)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?
  • im_blessed
    im_blessed Posts: 74 Member
    bump
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    To the 16 PM questions I have received I have answered11 of them and should have the others complete soon as they require deep concentration.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches

    don't make me come over there with my spurs on...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    How old is too old to wear ponytails/pigtails(unless, of course, one is a pony or a pig)?

    If you're in shape, you're never too old, but if you're fat or have gray hair....

    What if I am great?

    That does not compute

    what if I am a cowgirl?

    dont get too big for your britches

    don't make me come over there with my spurs on...

    Cowboys or cowgirls do not scare me, as I am an Eagle who can soar above it.

    Fly Eagles Fly.....(Let's see who understands this)
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    Why did I have to lose weight in my boobs and not my butt?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    This will test your powers...

    How much do I weigh?

    And why can't I donate some of my boobs, which I did NOT lose, to Juwaack68?

    Oh, and WHY didn't I lose my boobs?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why did I have to lose weight in my boobs and not my butt?

    Because you had too much fat in your boobs, where as your butt has muscles from your night job.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    This will test your powers...

    How much do I weigh?

    And why can't I donate some of my boobs, which I did NOT lose, to Juwaack68?

    You weigh 159.8...also, you can donate some of your boobs, but I think it would be very painful....also this donation is nto allowed under current IRS laws.
  • Abalicious11
    Abalicious11 Posts: 42 Member
    Why is bra singular and panties plural?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is bra singular and panties plural?

    The bra holds togehter one pair of boobs, however panties hold together the butt, the cooch, the taint. 3 beats 2.
  • Abalicious11
    Abalicious11 Posts: 42 Member
    what kind of undies are most attractive
    boy shorts
    thong
    cheekies
    g string
    granny pannies
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    what kind of undies are most attractive
    boy shorts
    thong
    cheekies
    g string
    granny pannies

    I dont even think it needs to be said that you would have to send me pics of you in each, but that said I would rate from most to least (most being 1 and so on)

    Boy shorts - 1
    Cheekies - 2
    Thong - 3
    G string - 4
    Granny - 5

    Also, the correct answer is COMMANDO
  • Abalicious11
    Abalicious11 Posts: 42 Member
    good answer :)
  • skpstone
    skpstone Posts: 26 Member
    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    42

    42 is incorrect. THere is not answer, because there is no question.

    :tongue:

    Fine. What is the question?

    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
    How many roads must a man walk down?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    If you are that dude, what did you do with the other dude, and can I please have him back? He was nice to look at.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
  • myers0machine
    myers0machine Posts: 685
    I love this topic truth needs to b said aha ok ok erm question:
    Am on my first bulk lookin at my pictures does it even look like I lift
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

    There is no answer....also, there is not question. Life is a intricate string, that is too inter dimensional for us to see. Live your day like its your last, treat others like you want to be treated, make a positive impact and if so, your question disappears and isnt relevant.

    Fail! The answer is 42!

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