okay, it's seduction time

chnkytim42
chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    its gonna be crickets on this thread until a chick posts.
  • fitby38
    fitby38 Posts: 307 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    its gonna be crickets on this thread until a chick posts.

    LMBO!
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
    maybe i should post manstration, seemed to get alot of womens responses this morning. lol
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Hey baby, do you wanna see my library card? Because I am CHECKIN' YOU OUT!

    *everyone groans*
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
    dang girl, do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can see myself in them
  • TylerB1089
    TylerB1089 Posts: 10
    Does Levi pay you to look that good in those jeans?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Roses are red,
    MFP is blue,
    You look bangable,
    So I'll add you!
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    Hey baby ... do you ... come here often?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice
  • laineyluma
    laineyluma Posts: 358 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    If not I read it in my Joey Tribbiani voice anways :huh:
  • laineyluma
    laineyluma Posts: 358 Member
    Roses are red,
    MFP is blue,
    You look bangable,
    So I'll add you!

    bahaha :laugh:
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice

    b!itch
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice
    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.
    Let's play construction worker. You be the nail and I'll be the hammer, because I'm about to bang the *kitten* out of you:flowerforyou:
  • jessejmes
    jessejmes Posts: 16
    Hey Baby! I will take care of you like a massage...Hands on baby, Hands on!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    heeey! wanna go back to my place where we can talk about kittehs all night?
    LOL, ok that would be one that would work on me, me=crazy cat lady!!
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
    You got a pretty mouf :bigsmile:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

    Nice shoes.... let's f_ck! (learned that from a woman. LOL)
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 245 Member
    wanna bang?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    HI, im a millionaire
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
    No but I'll get one!! Can I put # 20 on my back?
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    I'm double jointed:)
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