okay, it's seduction time
chnkytim42
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okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
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okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
its gonna be crickets on this thread until a chick posts.0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
its gonna be crickets on this thread until a chick posts.
LMBO!0 -
maybe i should post manstration, seemed to get alot of womens responses this morning. lol0
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I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:0 -
Hey baby, do you wanna see my library card? Because I am CHECKIN' YOU OUT!
*everyone groans*0 -
dang girl, do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can see myself in them0
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Does Levi pay you to look that good in those jeans?0
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okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?0 -
Roses are red,
MFP is blue,
You look bangable,
So I'll add you!0 -
Hey baby ... do you ... come here often?0
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okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
If not I read it in my Joey Tribbiani voice anways :huh:0 -
Roses are red,
MFP is blue,
You look bangable,
So I'll add you!
bahaha :laugh:0 -
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I wanna get you pregnant.0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice
b!itch0 -
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me?okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice
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Let's play construction worker. You be the nail and I'll be the hammer, because I'm about to bang the *kitten* out of you:flowerforyou:Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I wanna get you pregnant.0 -
Hey Baby! I will take care of you like a massage...Hands on baby, Hands on!0
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Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!0
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heeey! wanna go back to my place where we can talk about kittehs all night?
LOL, ok that would be one that would work on me, me=crazy cat lady!!0 -
You got a pretty mouf :bigsmile:0
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:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me?
Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:0 -
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
Nice shoes.... let's f_ck! (learned that from a woman. LOL)0 -
wanna bang?0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!0 -
HI, im a millionaire0
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HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?0
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No but I'll get one!! Can I put # 20 on my back?:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me?
Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:0 -
I'm double jointed:)0
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