okay, it's seduction time
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You know what they say about guys with big feet.
They have sex with me.
I do wear 13's....0 -
Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
This would work!!!0 -
Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ??0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!
FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
Depending on how good the seats are for the game, then I might be getin married. Sorry.0 -
You remind me of Luke... Can I play with your light sabre?0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!
FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
I am a dirty dirty girl!0 -
The ladies have better lines than the guysThose are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ??0
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house0
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there are other fish in the sea.... but youre the only one I want to mount.0
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If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!0
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I like your outfit .. it would look ever better on my bedroom floor0
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That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.0
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If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)0
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Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
This would work!!!
Abso-flogging-lutely!0 -
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other (;
Smooth, I know :-)0 -
Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.0
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If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!
Can I jam my Watson in your Crick?0 -
my pants are wet...can i get in yours?0
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If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.0
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I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?
You had me at "I've"0
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