okay, it's seduction time
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I want to dip you in honey glaze and nibble on you like a chicken nugget babe!0
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A bang bang bang ..... a bangity bang
How I Met Your Mother reference?0 -
HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?
The all caps had me check out.0 -
My pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!0
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:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me?
Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
That's dead sexy right there0 -
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!
FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?0 -
Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k0
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You know what they say about guys with big feet.
They have sex with me.0 -
That's horrible but also hilariousMy pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!0
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You know what they say about guys with big feet.
They have sex with me.
I do wear 13's....0 -
Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
This would work!!!0 -
Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ??0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!
FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
Depending on how good the seats are for the game, then I might be getin married. Sorry.0 -
You remind me of Luke... Can I play with your light sabre?0
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wanna bang?
WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!
FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
I am a dirty dirty girl!0 -
The ladies have better lines than the guysThose are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ??0
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house0
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there are other fish in the sea.... but youre the only one I want to mount.0
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If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!0
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I like your outfit .. it would look ever better on my bedroom floor0
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That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.0
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If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)0
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Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
This would work!!!
Abso-flogging-lutely!0 -
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other (;
Smooth, I know :-)0 -
Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.0
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If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!
Can I jam my Watson in your Crick?0 -
my pants are wet...can i get in yours?0
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If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.0
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I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?
You had me at "I've"0
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