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okay, it's seduction time
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Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.
Rofl.... I'm flattered, absolutely flattered haha0 -
Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?
...i love awful pick up lines. haha0 -
If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.
That's pretty funny.
Are your feet sore? Cause you've been running through my mind all night long.0 -
I've never used pick up lines so I'd say
"wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"
lol that count?
I'm Gonna break the rules. SOLD! U got me. Lets go play Mario Brothers 3 then hit the gym!
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?0
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Gulp!! i'm sold!!Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?
...i love awful pick up lines. haha0 -
Do you live on a chicken farm?cause you sure know how to raise *kitten*.0
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
awww I was seriously just typing this!
I've got two tickets to the gun show0 -
Abso-flogging-lutely!
The only problem is I have Gene Simmons' d*ck and TOmmy Lee's tongue.....God plays tricks on me0 -
Excuse me sexy, what pickup line works best for you? (;0
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im not drunk, im just intoxicated by you.0
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Hey baby, how 'bout you jump in my low rider and we can rotate these tires.0
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Is there an airport nearby?! Oh wait... that was just the sound of my heart taking off.0
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Aside-- iam_thatdude. You may wanna take another pick wearing a shirt of a different color. You can't see the phone at first glance and it looks like your gesticulating an answer to the question, "How big is your d**k"? That .. or get a bigger phone.0
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Hey baby, do you wanna see my library card? Because I am CHECKIN' YOU OUT!
*everyone groans*
ROTFLMAO......buhahahaha....0 -
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Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:0
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Hey baby. You got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.0
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This might be my fav
i feel so accomplished then! :P0 -
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Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!0
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For the science geeks, "Are you a DNA helicase? Cause I want to unzip your genes!" hehe0
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OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.0
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i swear guys get all the best ones though... "You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong" totally doesnt work for me, but it does still make me giggle.0
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OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.
LMFAO...win!0 -
Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:
I'm doing my doctorate on the Kama Sutra. Want to be my co-researcher?0 -
Pretend I'm a genie and let me make your wishes come true;)0
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Your ethnicity.... got any Indian in ya? Want some?0
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Me without you are like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces0
hahaha 
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