okay, it's seduction time
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Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.0
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SHHHHH no talking in the library.0
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SHHHHH no talking in the library.
Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
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Guy- "did that hurt?"
Girl- "Did what hurt? "
Guy- " when you fell from heaven."
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"So when are your parents getting out of prison for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?"
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"HI my name is(insert name) I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. Wanna dance?"0 -
I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..
do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.0 -
SHHHHH no talking in the library.
Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.
Why do I get the feeling that your listed on the FamilyWatchdog website and have little league world series games taped on VHS?0 -
BEEW BEEEW BEEEW - That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
Admittedly, I stole this from "Night at the Roxbury"
HAHAHA me and my friend used to say this all the time... gosh I miss that movie ;P0 -
Look into my eyes so i can glamour u0
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I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..
do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.
Actually, both of those work.0 -
Was your father a thief?
Cuz he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
This actually worked on my wife.0 -
Look into my eyes so i can glamour u
Excuse me, can you step away from the bar, you're melting all the ice0 -
Just let me sit on your knee and we'll talk about whatever pops up0
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SOMEONE CALL THE COPS... cuz it MUST be illegal to look that good! hey girrrllll ;D lmao0
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? "nope" Enough to break the ice!0
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f@#k me if i'm wrong but isnt your name (some random name)0
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I don't know what it is about you, but when I look at you I can feel my heartbeat in my weiner.0
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K I'm not a dude BUT this one is funny....
I'll give ya a nickle if ya tickle my pickle...0 -
Girl do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes!0
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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.0
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