okay, it's seduction time
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Was your father a thief?
Cuz he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
This actually worked on my wife.0 -
Look into my eyes so i can glamour u
Excuse me, can you step away from the bar, you're melting all the ice0 -
Just let me sit on your knee and we'll talk about whatever pops up0
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SOMEONE CALL THE COPS... cuz it MUST be illegal to look that good! hey girrrllll ;D lmao0
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? "nope" Enough to break the ice!0
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f@#k me if i'm wrong but isnt your name (some random name)0
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I don't know what it is about you, but when I look at you I can feel my heartbeat in my weiner.0
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K I'm not a dude BUT this one is funny....
I'll give ya a nickle if ya tickle my pickle...0 -
Girl do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes!0
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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.0
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Hey there... my name's milk and i do a body good0
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dang girl you must be a speeding ticket cause you got fine written all over you,
dang girl, you with all them curves and me with no brakes,
i love the way your legs make an *kitten* out of themselves,
baby i'll give you the best 10 inches and 30 mintues of your life, but it will take me 2 tries0 -
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.0
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Did you know the body is made up of 90% water? Well I gotta tell you I'm thirsty...0
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I can help get you to america....0
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.0
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.0
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Hey baby, can you give me a ride?0
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Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.0
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Girl you must be an alien because you've abducted my heart:p0
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I can help get you to america....
HAHAHA
Hi I'm a lesbian, think you can convert me?0 -
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Then when we get married I will treat you like my homework....ignore you until the last minute0 -
Roses are red,
MFP is blue,
You look bangable,
So I'll add you!
Love it lol! xxx0 -
whats your favorite breakfast food? why? so i can cook it for you in the morning.
dang girl, looks like you got two midgets wrestling over a milk dud back there.
wanna play a game? bend over an spell run0 -
Yes, so how much is your hourly rate again?0
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I can help get you to america....0
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I can help get you to america....
ive been in Latina America for 10 days, Ive heard guys say it..and it was SAD.0 -
Will you play army men with me so I can blow the hell out of you.0
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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.0
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Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day0
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