Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Blind ninja lady
creeps silently in shadows
writing braille obits.0 -
My chocolate cake
I love you so very much
But you make me fat
Not my best Haiku, but I've been craving chocolate cake... lol0 -
Thunderstorms all night
Pool and backyard are flooded
Still raining at home0 -
Blind ninja lady
creeps silently in shadows
writing braille obits.
How'd you know about ninja
Hellen Keller skillz???
For every ninja
you don't see, there's ten more there.
exponentially...0 -
Only three Mondays
Until Summer vacation
Sooner if I snap.0 -
Only three Mondays
Until Summer vacation
Sooner if I snap.
I, too, am waiting.
Need to pack up my classroom...
Third move this year (ARGH!)0 -
Only three Mondays
Until Summer vacation
Sooner if I snap.
I, too, am waiting.
Need to pack up my classroom...
Third move this year (ARGH!)
That would suck big time.
I should quit b!tching about.
Moving every year.0 -
Bacon is a god
That lives on gravy mountian.
Near a lake of cheese.
Nom. Now I want it.
Dinner for breakfast tonight
Bacon as the star
Please do not forget
The lovely pancake fairy;
She shines brightly too!
Sugary and sweet,
One wave of her magic wand...
And there goes my thighs
A visit from the
Fairy of French Toast instead
Bacon on the side
Apple turnover,
Welcome to my breakfast plate.
Frosted triangle0 -
Bacon is a god
That lives on gravy mountian.
Near a lake of cheese.
Nom. Now I want it.
Dinner for breakfast tonight
Bacon as the star
Please do not forget
The lovely pancake fairy;
She shines brightly too!
Sugary and sweet,
One wave of her magic wand...
And there goes my thighs
A visit from the
Fairy of French Toast instead
Bacon on the side
Apple turnover,
Welcome to my breakfast plate.
Frosted triangle
Sounds like it could be
A code word for your hoo-hah
After some good sex.0 -
Apple turnover,
Welcome to my breakfast plate.
Frosted triangle
Sounds like it could be
A code word for your hoo-hah
After some good sex.
Hey there, loverboy...
My triangle needs frosting;
Give me a good glaze.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was perverted;
Also very scary how
easy to compose!!0 -
This thread gets better
and better with age, like a
fine, vintage Bordeaux.0 -
i should go to bed
but MFP is so fun
damn you internet0 -
here is the first line
the second line is longer
then one more short line0 -
My Fitbit won't work
I need to know my net cals
I ate like a pig.0 -
That's one of my fav's!0
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Should be sleepin' now,
but, I'm stuck in cyber space.
Thank God for Java!0 -
got to keep walking
I can't stop until I get
to 10,000 steps0 -
boyfriend went downstairs
"just for a minute," he said.
I fear he is dead.
Should I go looking
for missing man? It's only been
forty-five minutes.
What if it's ninjas?
I wouldn't see them in time
to defend myself.0 -
Lol this made my night
I should've been sleeping by now
Good thing ill have coffee0 -
I'm celebrating
six months on My Fitness Pal
43 pounds lost0
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