You Know You're A Mom (or Dad) When....
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When you instinctively you put your finger up you're kids nose when there is no tissue to rectify the boogie situation0
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The house is quiet and instead of enjoying the peace you start worrying about what is going on.
You suddenly don't only have your own body weight to lift up during a push up but the weight of your 15 month old!
You spend a good amount of time on your hands and knees searching for objects that shouldn't be that hard to find but some how they are hidden in the most interesting places.0 -
When the phone rings and you start singing the Wonder Pets theme song. The phone, the phone is ringing. Lol.
:laugh: that is the best thing EVER:drinker:0 -
when you can't finish anything you are trying to eat because they want what's on your plate instead of theirs...oh wait there's nothing on their plate , it's actually all over the floor and couch ! lol.0
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You play "hide and seek" so that you can hide in your huge closet and wait 20 minutes in silence while your 3 year old is looking everywhere in the room...except the closet.0
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When you go to the supermarket child free in the evening and you class it as a night out!
lol!
Or when you go to the supermarket child free and realise you are now just talking to yourself out loud, theres no toddler there to answer you.
^^^^this. I catch me doing this a lot sometimes their opinion is very helpful.0 -
This is the best thread. Tooo funny!
- when you reply to this post while your baby is crying just so you wont forget what youre gonna type.
Pause to cheer up baby....
- when youve acted like a rabid dog chasing after your toddler to make her laugh
- when most of the apps youve downloaded are to keep her busy
- when you have to protect your infant from being suffocated by hugs from her big sissy
- when you added webmd as your favorite, and google symptoms 3x before finally calling the doc because it still doesnt seem right
- when you say to yourself "dang, i gave you too much apple juice"
Pause to calm baby again.....
- when every clownfish is Nemo
- when your excited to tell others of new words shes learned like bull or shirt
- when you no longer look in normal places for the remote, but instead the veggie bin, vase, dryer, behind toilet, IN TOILET, etc
- when your facebook has more pix of your baby in one month than of you since youve created the account0 -
When you have to spell out certain words when communicating with your other half so that your 2 year old does not register (park, ice cream, chocolate, milk shake etc etc!)
When 6am at the weekend feels like a nice long sleep.
When you are immune to the smell of urine, poo and sickness and don't hesitate to get your sleeves rolled up and tackle it.
When you can't be bothered with watching Little Einstein for the third time that day but are actually secretly quite excited that there are new episodes of Curious George being broadcast.
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When the phone rings and you start singing the Wonder Pets theme song. The phone, the phone is ringing. Lol.
:laugh: that is the best thing EVER:drinker:
Or when you regularly say "This is SEEWIOUS"
And when you begin to think that Krabby Patties might actually be a real food...0 -
I drive to work (30 minutes) listening and singing along to children's music, without realizing it.0
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I drive to work (30 minutes) listening and singing along to children's music, without realizing it.
Hahahah YES! The tv will be on Nickelodeon for like 30 minutes before I realize what I'm watching...0 -
When you ring your own Mum especially to tell her that your one-year-old used the potty for the first time0
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When you are giving your teen daughter advice about not getting pregnant so you say," don't have kids until your in your 30's because they are an 18 yr jail sentence " and your 16 yr old says, "thanks mom" but she does laugh because she knows she has been a handful :blushing:0
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When you see a neighbour's kid throw a wrapper on the ground and you immediately respond with "Well you can pick that up right now young man and find a bin for it".
Then you catch your reflection in a window and think "Arrgghhh...I have become my parents"!!!0 -
- When your radio no longer is being used in the car and your only choice of music is between the Wiggles or the Fresh Beat Band
- When you say " you're going to Grandma's house" and cant wait to get a break..only to find yourself sad and bored once they're not around
- When you have seen the bathroom of every restaraunt and supermarket in your town
- When a nice dinner out consists of a big mac and fries
- When you find fruit snacks in your couch
- When you constantly have to repeat "who was the last one to use the potty" !!!!"0 -
...when your 10 year old leaves the room to go do something else and you continue to sit there and watch the episode of "Hannah Montana" without her lol0
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When you hum thomas the tank theme for hours on end all day at work...
ha ha, their 2 their 4 their 6 their 8....
araaghhh make it stop0 -
<---ParAUNT.
When one of your favourite shows is 'Jane and the Dragon'.
When every DVD you go to buy is a Disney/cartoon.
When you've watched their favourite movie (this case Howl's Moving Castle) so much you almost cry when they hand the DVD to you. But you put it on anyway because they say 'Weez' and 'Tank you'
When you go shopping and you no longer look at a certain food and think, 'What can I put with this?' but rather, 'How can I get____ to eat this?'
When your Youtube account history is filled with Micky Mouse and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
Leaving the toilet door open a bit because you just know they are coming in and will open it anyway!
When you aren't embarrassed to do stupid things in public to make them smile
While walking around the city you let your 3yr old niece hold the map and tell YOU were you're going!
When you realized you don't share your food with THEM, they share with YOU! :drinker:
What's yours isn't in fact yours.... it's theirs.
Love my Bambi.0 -
When you hum thomas the tank theme for hours on end all day at work...
ha ha, their 2 their 4 their 6 their 8....
araaghhh make it stop
NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:0 -
When you drive a mini van. :sad:
When your garden tub has a baby bathtub in it instead of being used for long soaks in a hot bath.
When your showers are interrupted by an almost 2 year old banging on the shower door and shrieking "rub-a-dub!!" b/c she wants to join you.
When your formal dining room is converted into a play room.
When you've spent over a month planning the epic event - a 2 year old's Garden Tea Party birthday party. :flowerforyou:
Oh - did I mention when you drive a mini van? lol0 -
Oh my gosh! Thank you all so much for the funnies this morning. Just what I needed:happy:
A couple of my own:
~You actually utter phrases like: "Stop sniffing the dogs BUTT!", "No, you CANNOT poop in the yard like the dog. Thanks for asking though.","If you HAVE to pee in the yard, do it on the flowers. Thanks!", "You SNIFF flowers, not SNORT them!", and "Stop eating the dog food! He's hungry too and HE can't have waffles."
~Everything you do is broken down into song (and you aren't the only one singing it)
~Seeing the names of kid shows and you catch yourself singing the theme song to it.
~Think nothing of kissing that teddy bear too at bed time.
~Catch yourself correcting adult speech because they used the wrong tense and want them to "know the difference"
~know there is no point in trying to close the bathroom door because the entire house will try to fit in there the second your fanny makes contact with the seat.
~leaving the house requires a "potty stop" before departure and upon arrival at destination.
~You realize.... You're children are Just. Like. YOU! And that's okay.0 -
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~Think nothing of kissing that teddy bear too at bed time.
~know there is no point in trying to close the bathroom door because the entire house will try to fit in there the second your fanny makes contact with the seat.
~You realize.... You're children are Just. Like. YOU! And that's okay.
AMEN!! :bigsmile:0 -
- When you have seen the bathroom of every restaraunt and supermarket in your town
Absolutely!
Also, as soon as you sit down you hear "Mommy! I'm done!" and have to get right back up to help in the bathroom.0 -
When you start seeing repeat episodes on Nick Jr because it's on 24/7
So this!0 -
When you start telling people that you have to go potty.0
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when u have seen every dora epsiode, and u actuallu enjoy it
when u take 2 minute showers afraid that they've gotten in something
when ur purse turns into a diaper bag
when u look forward to watch lion king for the 1000th time!
when u no longer set your alarm clock anymore, because your kids wake u up at 7am sharp...NO MATTER IF THEY WENT TO SLEEP A 5AM, THEY STILL WAKE THEY'RE LITTLE BUTTS UP AT 7...HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!?!??!0 -
I was just doing intervals on the treadmill and the thing that got me to do 10 more minutes was my 3 year old saying Im so PROUD OF YOU!!! Go Mommy your so Fast! lol
when your food diary lists 1/4 chicken nugget, 1/8 serving kraft mac and cheese and 1/4 chocolate chip cookie
you cant do a proper push up probably because youve never tried it without a child sitting on you.
under my exercises you have "riding kids around pony style" listed0 -
when you are just trying to go Peee and you have a 10 year old daughter burst in because she can't find her homework, a 3 year old son who decides he has to pee at the exact same time and says move mommy and then the 90 pound dog comes in and sits on your feet ........ think it's time to fix the lock on the bathroom door this happens daily :sad:
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I feel bad if I buy anything for myself
^^^^this is the truth for sure! UGH!0
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