OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

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  • TerraGirl17
    TerraGirl17 Posts: 275 Member
    Did anybody else notice that the article said the officer fired several shots, didn't say if they hit his target, just saying. Anyway, I'm good, I'm married to a redneck with a cross bow :-)
  • usedasbrandnew
    usedasbrandnew Posts: 300 Member
    So many rant-y comments started and deleted...

    Will just say, can't the lady christian live and let live? No one cares about your pushy religious comments when there are important things to discuss, like the best melee weapons.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!
    Um have you never opened your bible? Try reading Revelations.
  • simplyshannal
    simplyshannal Posts: 188 Member
    It is ones prerogative as to if they believe in some things and if they don't. I worked in a teen drug rehab when I was in college and we had a young man who was brought in because he was hyped up on a PCP cocktail and was caught trying to chew his friends arm off! He thought his friend was going to kill him first and said that a voice told him to eat his hands and arms before he could do it.

    Also, I don't let me child see things that will disturb him. I like having a happy child. I have seen some of the nastiest, grossest things out there when it comes to death and I just have no use for the whole "Zombie" thing. To each his own, as my mother taught me.

    I do believe in demons and hell! I don't think we are anywhere near the end of the world so, honestly, I have more important things to worry about in my life right now like when the next deployment will be for my husband and how I am going to make my son understand why his Daddy has to leave! The zombies will just have wait! LOL
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    Zechariah 14:12
    And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    So many rant-y comments started and deleted...

    Will just say, can't the lady christian live and let live? No one cares about your pushy religious comments when there are important things to discuss, like the best melee weapons.

    In her defense, churches are often extremely effective defensible positions. Sturdy construction, mostly open space, easily moveable pews to create barricades. Given building time and apptitude, high ceilings to setup perches for sleeping. Wine to pass the time.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    I disagree. A brisk walk will leave the undead behind so a high level of cardio is overkill. Stealth and speed will be more important when scavenging for supplies. The ability to break from cover, get supplies and get back to cover and safety is required. So, flexibility, agility work and HiiT will help you do this.

    If you are thinking of migration, then cardio is a more useful skill but in that case, double tap is probably not required either; most migration routes will be crammed with panicking people. In this instance you are more likely to be using your gun against humans than ghouls. Although double tap is a very efficient kill technique a shot to the leg, arm, chest will stop a human assailant.

    Rule #1 have a plan

    Rule #2 have a back up plan

    Rule #3 implement plan early

    Rule #4 avoid concentrations of infection

    Rule #5 avoid masses of human population (a.k.a. Zombie food)

    Rule #6 stay healthy
    What if we are not talking about the 'undead'. What if it was a virus that affects the part of the brain that controls cognitive behavior? Or causes mass surges in adreneline resulting in extreme aggression? I guarantee they will not move slow.
    I have to ask why the victim didnt fight back? Maybe they couldnt? Maybe the 'zombie' was impossibly strong?
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Zechariah 14:12
    And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
    Yep...people of Walmart. MY PEEPS!
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    So many rant-y comments started and deleted...

    Will just say, can't the lady christian live and let live? No one cares about your pushy religious comments when there are important things to discuss, like the best melee weapons.

    In her defense, churches are often extremely effective defensible positions. Sturdy construction, mostly open space, easily moveable pews to create barricades. Given building time and apptitude, high ceilings to setup perches for sleeping. Wine to pass the time.
    The pews at my church are bolted down....perhaps I should take a screwdriver to church with me next week and slowly start unscrewing them....then again, I would drive all the way there to get away from zombies, I'd go to the nearests safe location....hope the zombie apocolyps doesn't hit on a Sunday!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    So many rant-y comments started and deleted...

    Will just say, can't the lady christian live and let live? No one cares about your pushy religious comments when there are important things to discuss, like the best melee weapons.

    In her defense, churches are often extremely effective defensible positions. Sturdy construction, mostly open space, easily moveable pews to create barricades. Given building time and apptitude, high ceilings to setup perches for sleeping. Wine to pass the time.
    Aha! She is just trying to horde the best defensive positions for herself. Excellent observations.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    The pews at my church are bolted down....perhaps I should take a screwdriver to church with me next week and slowly start unscrewing them....then again, I would drive all the way there to get away from zombies, I'd go to the nearests safe location....hope the zombie apocolyps doesn't hit on a Sunday!

    They are in most churches, but unscrewing pews is often much easier, faster, and quieter than having to demo walls/etc. Even leaving the pews where the are, they wouldn't obstruct line of site from the exit(s).
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    It is ones prerogative as to if they believe in some things and if they don't. I worked in a teen drug rehab when I was in college and we had a young man who was brought in because he was hyped up on a PCP cocktail and was caught trying to chew his friends arm off! He thought his friend was going to kill him first and said that a voice told him to eat his hands and arms before he could do it.

    Also, I don't let me child see things that will disturb him. I like having a happy child. I have seen some of the nastiest, grossest things out there when it comes to death and I just have no use for the whole "Zombie" thing. To each his own, as my mother taught me.

    I do believe in demons and hell! I don't think we are anywhere near the end of the world so, honestly, I have more important things to worry about in my life right now like when the next deployment will be for my husband and how I am going to make my son understand why his Daddy has to leave! The zombies will just have wait! LOL
    Seriously your comments are all over the place. There have been commercials for horror movies and shows since long before I was a kid. I remember the commercial for 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' was the scariest thing ever. As a parent its up to you to monitor what your kids watch. You turn the channel. Just like my parents did. My kid only watches 'sprout' and I can't imagine why he would be in the room when anything on AMC was on to see a Walking Dead commercial.
    On top of that if you have such great things to worry about then why not leave this discussion to those of us who enjoy discussing it? The status of your husbands deployment has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread. Although as a former Navy wife who suffered though many deployments I DO feel for you and wish you the best.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Zechariah 14:12
    And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
    I guess the “walking corpses” is something like a zombie but I think it would be going way beyond the point of the text to see it as anything more than a poetic description of great devastation. Sort of like when people were walking around New York on 9/11 in a “daze.” The Zechariah text is just talking about such a great devastation that will leave people in total bewilderment, etc.

    Why ruin a fun thread about zombies with religion????
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    Also, I don't let me child see things that will disturb him. I like having a happy child. I have seen some of the nastiest, grossest things out there when it comes to death and I just have no use for the whole "Zombie" thing. To each his own, as my mother taught me.

    So when your kid hits the real world, he'll really be effed up because you lacked the ability to be a responsible parent and prepare him for things that he will inevitably come across and disturb him anyway. You can't protect children forever.

    Edit: How are things like zombies any different from Santa and the Easter bunny? :ohwell:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Zechariah 14:12
    And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
    I guess the “walking corpses” is something like a zombie but I think it would be going way beyond the point of the text to see it as anything more than a poetic description of great devastation. Sort of like when people were walking around New York on 9/11 in a “daze.” The Zechariah text is just talking about such a great devastation that will leave people in total bewilderment, etc.

    Why ruin a fun thread about zombies with religion????
    100% agree. There is a time and a place for everything.
    However I do know people that take scripture literally. All of it.
  • LadyNeshoba
    LadyNeshoba Posts: 159 Member
    This is why you don't do bath salts XD
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I saw that a few days ago!! Totally crazy!
  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
    Lol i'm in New Zealand as was just reading this http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/6999899/Naked-man-was-chewing-victims-face am I weird that I have been looking forward to the Zombie Apocolypse?? lol

    Yes!
  • dgn5cs
    dgn5cs Posts: 5
    gotta remember ALL those rules! :laugh:
  • TheNewo
    TheNewo Posts: 239 Member
    Zechariah 14:12
    And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.

    ...gotta wonder what that unfortunate homeless man did to Jerusalem...
  • martymum
    martymum Posts: 413 Member
    well I'm ready!!!!!

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    martyxx
  • leika79
    leika79 Posts: 114
    i read this in the paper yesterday!! crazy !!!!!!!
    time to put on thoses running shoes :ohwell:
  • leika79
    leika79 Posts: 114
    well I'm ready!!!!!

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    martyxx

    oh i need me one of those!!
  • inittothinit42
    inittothinit42 Posts: 64 Member
    So when your kid hits the real world, he'll really be effed up because you lacked the ability to be a responsible parent and prepare him for things that he will inevitably come across and disturb him anyway. You can't protect children forever.

    Edit: How are things like zombies any different from Santa and the Easter bunny? :ohwell:

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    lol. If you don't know the difference between Santa and zombies, your Christmas celebration must be a lot different from mine!
  • Warren_Carrol
    Warren_Carrol Posts: 21 Member
    love it when a "christian" jumps in feet first with name calling on a thread that had none.

    "hyped up on a pcp cocktail"
    love it......lol
  • lastchance2010
    lastchance2010 Posts: 494 Member
    I heard about that this morning...yuk :sick:
  • emnk5308
    emnk5308 Posts: 736
    This *kitten* is really starting to scare me.
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    lol. If you don't know the difference between Santa and zombies, your Christmas celebration must be a lot different from mine!

    There's certainly a difference. The point is the concept of the introduction of "unreal" things... Good, bad, or indifferent. And I prefer Yule, thanks :p
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
    There is a reason I have been stocking my small apartment with bottled water and canned goods...
  • ttkg
    ttkg Posts: 357 Member
    Uhhh...the below is an excerpt from an online report...isn't the feverish thing a sign of turning??? *kitten* just got real!

    "Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police told WSVN: 'What's happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that's caused by overdose of drugs.
    'What's happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.'"

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