"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"
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gators b*tches better be using jimmies0
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OMG that line is classic! Meet the parents, I watched that movie way too many times!
"He's got an ugly girlfriend. Ugly girlfriend means no confidence" - Moneyball (2011)
"You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!" - Horrible Bosses .0 -
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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"What the hell do you need a comb for?? You don't have any hair!!"0
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Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull *kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists!!!0
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I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box!
Jumping Jack Flash...classic0 -
From Toxic Avenger....."I always did wanna *kitten* me a blind B***h.0
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.
GREAT movie! Our family watches it every year!0 -
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a*s out there and you find that f*cking dog.
CLASSIC!!!!
What day is it??
October?
It's nudie magazine day!!
My 12 and 15yr ols boys almost have this movie and Happy Gilmore memorized
My daughter has been watching it since she was 6. LOL0 -
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set! -"Step Brothers"0
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TommyBoy - "How do you know the tooth fairy isn't some crazy glue-sniffer. 'Buildin' model air planes,' he tells them. Well I'm not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, thats all it takes. Next thing you know you got money missing off your dresser drawer and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times."0
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"You can't leave now! The plants will die!"0
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Telegram for Mongo.0
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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Napolean Dynamite is HAWT!0 -
Your killing me smalls..... :happy:
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LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie!!!!!!!:laugh:"I was born a poor, black child".0 -
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.0 -
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her *kitten* on a hundred, it would easily be a 94. Also wanna thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr. who’s got my back no matter what.0
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LOVE this movie.....HAVE to watch it every Christmas season or it makes me sad! I will never tired of watching it I don't think! lolWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.
I watch it at least 3 or 4 times every December, my wife will only watch it with me once because I keep quoting the lines as we watch the movie!!0 -
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Napolean Dynamite is HAWT!
"Tina you FAT LARD come git some dinner!"
"I like your sleeves... They're real big."0 -
"I'm a firm believer in a ruling class...especially since I rule!!!"
"F**k Lando Calrissian...uncle Tom n!gg@!!!!"0 -
[to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.0 -
"We stopped off for ice cream."
"When the **** did we get ice cream?!"
The Ringer0 -
Your killing me smalls..... :happy:
You play ball like a GIRL0 -
Ron Thompson: What's a river doing in your backyard?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.0 -
"Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you *kitten*!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
-"Step Brothers"
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Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."0 -
"This wedding is horse $h!t!!""Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfcker!" -"Step Brothers"
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you *kitten*!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
-"Step Brothers"
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I could quote Stepbrothers all day!!!
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I think you're all f#^ked in the head. We're ten hours from the fu#*ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fu*#ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our goda*n smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *kitten*! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy S#it!0
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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Napolean Dynamite is HAWT!
Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.0 -
Hey, try not to suck any dcik on the way through the parking lot!0
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