You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
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    for men.... when the 2 year old girl looks at you and says, "Mommy, look! That man is going to have a baby just like you!" (mom walks away as quickly as a pregnant woman can...)

    ^^^ that actually happened! my daughter!!!! lol!!!
  • obolton756
    obolton756 Posts: 261 Member
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    when the jeans are becoming harder and harder to pull on...
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.

    When shaving your co**ter is impossible!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    ....you start to think how much easier it would be to slide down the bannister rather than having to wallk down...try doing so...and end up rolling down the stairs.

    Yep....happened to me. :blushing:
  • ImCaptainJackSparrow
    ImCaptainJackSparrow Posts: 18
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    When you have numerous chins when you smile
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    When you step on your talking scale and it says.."One at a time please". Or for us in the south, "Y'all get off me".
  • peterson_jessica
    peterson_jessica Posts: 119
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    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    Mine was definitely the bigger panties! My mediums and smalls were getting a little tight.. now they fit perfect again :)
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
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    You go to parents' night at school and you can't fit into the student desk, but before you try, the teacher offers you a standalone chair (true story).

    I can now fit into the desk, but it's a little bit snug. By this fall, I hope it's easier.
  • anwilson_83
    anwilson_83 Posts: 66
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    you guys have me lol! these are so funny but true!
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
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    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    Mine was definitely the bigger panties! My mediums and smalls were getting a little tight.. now they fit perfect again :)
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    When I had just had a baby, I was shopping for new underwear, and my mother holds up a package at the store and says loudly enough for other shoppers to hear, "What size are you UP to now?"
  • missemily1124
    missemily1124 Posts: 102
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    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:
  • omwtofit
    omwtofit Posts: 12 Member
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    You keep your purse on your lap to hide that gut!!! Yep, I had to buy bigger purses!!!
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    When you can't get you fat butt into the seat on the airplane and buckle the seat belt!
  • Meadows18
    Meadows18 Posts: 206 Member
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    When you have numerous chins when you smile


    I hate this, but it's true. Mine is slowly going away.
  • kokaneesailor
    kokaneesailor Posts: 337 Member
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    When having a shot of oxygen while trying to tie your shoelaces actually sounds like a good idea.

    The noise you make trying to cut your own toenails sounds like your trying out for a throat singing competition.

    :wink:
  • kaylasue_mustlose
    kaylasue_mustlose Posts: 27
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    You put your jeans on while you are getting ready so they fit by the time you go out....gotta love stretch jeans.
  • Meadows18
    Meadows18 Posts: 206 Member
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    When you step on your talking scale and it says.."One at a time please". Or for us in the south, "Y'all get off me".


    LOL
  • bkhfws
    bkhfws Posts: 11
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    When you jump off the diving board and some kid yells "look, its Shamo" I was size 18 then now I'm up several dresses since then
  • jayjrf
    jayjrf Posts: 25
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    You find food in the beard and get excited.

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