What's the last text you received?

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  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    "Be home in 10"
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    "So not seriously slick"...references my girlfriend's boss trying to pretend to be a customer on the phone and test her moxy. He needs to work on his "customer voice"...
  • arickim
    arickim Posts: 137
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    maybe
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
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    "Thanks ;)"


    in reference to...well let your imagination wander.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML

    I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:
  • BaDaSsBrUnEtTe
    BaDaSsBrUnEtTe Posts: 518 Member
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    your gonna thank me after im done with u
  • RainbowBrite86
    RainbowBrite86 Posts: 245 Member
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    " It's just kind of like spooning, but sex. We did that"
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    I think we need to see less of each other
  • _Triple_S_
    _Triple_S_ Posts: 214 Member
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    thinking about you
  • montana_girl
    montana_girl Posts: 1,403 Member
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    "im on my way..."

    From my hubby last night before he came to get me at work.
  • SarahMorganP
    SarahMorganP Posts: 921 Member
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    "Why don't you show ur nice *kitten* to me?"
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
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    5 pages of naughtiness from the BF...

    : ))
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML

    I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:

    My kid is 12...I'm pretty certain the bathroom is going to be nasty when I get home
  • theresak331
    theresak331 Posts: 21 Member
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    "Sure I'll text you when I'm done work :)"
  • cherriewilliams
    cherriewilliams Posts: 107 Member
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    with enough o's that I got two text. How dare I ask my son a question lol
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
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    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL

    Me too! Ugh! Why did I feel bad and give him my REAL number!
  • BridgetMiko
    BridgetMiko Posts: 47 Member
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    Crossin' my fingers for a sale ;)
  • ifitkillsme
    ifitkillsme Posts: 77
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    Can I have nilla wafers and frosting

    my kids, of course they can. I want them to eat it and have it out of my house!
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
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    No matter how hard I push it won't go in.

    Hmmm that sounds worse than it is.
  • renwicker
    renwicker Posts: 158 Member
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    "I'll leave KAN-JAM on the front porch. Just pick it up whenever."

    I let my friend borrow it for a party he was having.

    KAN-JAM for those of you who dont know...is the greatest picnic/BBQ/tailgating game to ever be invented! I played at a cookout a couple weeks ago for 5 straight hours! It cost me $40 for the game, but sooooo worth it.

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