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    What's the last text you received?

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    • Posts: 4,741 Member
      "Guess your ignoring me. That's fine. Used to it."
    • Posts: 2,395 Member
      "Just to put my legs around you, Hold on tight, and feel the vibrations"


      Yeah, you know wanna go for a ride too
    • Posts: 52 Member
      "It's cause you're a smelly pirate hooker!!!!'

      Its now a joke because I downloaded this to tell me I have new text messages. So this was in response to me asking why i was so sore today...lol.
    • Posts: 512 Member
      My best friend sent me a picture of her boobs and said, "We have to go out tonight, my tits are awesome today! Free drinks, courtesy of the boys who buy them for my tits! Can we pretend we're dating?"

      You're good people :drinker:
    • Posts: 309 Member
      Check came.
    • Posts: 504 Member
      It's a picture of a V......a good one too!
    • Posts: 96 Member
      Thank u so much. <3<3<3

      From my awesome wife after running an errand for her she did not want to do.
    • Posts: 516 Member
      yeah that's ok
    • Posts: 3,569 Member
      "I miss you rite now."

      He knows how to spell, he's just being silly. :heart:
    • Posts: 1,860 Member
      Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


      FML
    • Posts: 1,593 Member
      "Be home in 10"
    • Posts: 1,172 Member
      "So not seriously slick"...references my girlfriend's boss trying to pretend to be a customer on the phone and test her moxy. He needs to work on his "customer voice"...
    • Posts: 137
      maybe
    • Posts: 903 Member
      "Thanks ;)"


      in reference to...well let your imagination wander.
    • Posts: 4,555 Member
      Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


      FML

      I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:
    • Posts: 518 Member
      your gonna thank me after im done with u
    • Posts: 245 Member
      " It's just kind of like spooning, but sex. We did that"
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      I think we need to see less of each other
    • Posts: 214 Member
      thinking about you
    • Posts: 1,403 Member
      "im on my way..."

      From my hubby last night before he came to get me at work.
    • Posts: 921 Member
      "Why don't you show ur nice *kitten* to me?"
    • Posts: 443
      5 pages of naughtiness from the BF...

      : ))
    • Posts: 1,860 Member
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      I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:

      My kid is 12...I'm pretty certain the bathroom is going to be nasty when I get home
    • Posts: 21 Member
      "Sure I'll text you when I'm done work :)"
    • Posts: 107 Member
      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      with enough o's that I got two text. How dare I ask my son a question lol
    • Posts: 903 Member
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      I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL

      Me too! Ugh! Why did I feel bad and give him my REAL number!
    • Posts: 47 Member
      Crossin' my fingers for a sale ;)
    • Posts: 77
      Can I have nilla wafers and frosting

      my kids, of course they can. I want them to eat it and have it out of my house!
    • Posts: 373 Member
      No matter how hard I push it won't go in.

      Hmmm that sounds worse than it is.
    • Posts: 158 Member
      "I'll leave KAN-JAM on the front porch. Just pick it up whenever."

      I let my friend borrow it for a party he was having.

      KAN-JAM for those of you who dont know...is the greatest picnic/BBQ/tailgating game to ever be invented! I played at a cookout a couple weeks ago for 5 straight hours! It cost me $40 for the game, but sooooo worth it.
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