What's the last text you received?

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    "Guess your ignoring me. That's fine. Used to it."
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    "Just to put my legs around you, Hold on tight, and feel the vibrations"


    Yeah, you know wanna go for a ride too
  • SaucyPeas
    SaucyPeas Posts: 52 Member
    "It's cause you're a smelly pirate hooker!!!!'

    Its now a joke because I downloaded this to tell me I have new text messages. So this was in response to me asking why i was so sore today...lol.
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
    My best friend sent me a picture of her boobs and said, "We have to go out tonight, my tits are awesome today! Free drinks, courtesy of the boys who buy them for my tits! Can we pretend we're dating?"

    You're good people :drinker:
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
    Check came.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    It's a picture of a V......a good one too!
  • keithgi
    keithgi Posts: 96 Member
    Thank u so much. <3<3<3

    From my awesome wife after running an errand for her she did not want to do.
  • engodwin
    engodwin Posts: 516 Member
    yeah that's ok
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    "I miss you rite now."

    He knows how to spell, he's just being silly. :heart:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    "Be home in 10"
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    "So not seriously slick"...references my girlfriend's boss trying to pretend to be a customer on the phone and test her moxy. He needs to work on his "customer voice"...
  • arickim
    arickim Posts: 137
    maybe
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    "Thanks ;)"


    in reference to...well let your imagination wander.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML

    I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:
  • BaDaSsBrUnEtTe
    BaDaSsBrUnEtTe Posts: 518 Member
    your gonna thank me after im done with u
  • RainbowBrite86
    RainbowBrite86 Posts: 245 Member
    " It's just kind of like spooning, but sex. We did that"
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I think we need to see less of each other
  • _Triple_S_
    _Triple_S_ Posts: 214 Member
    thinking about you
  • montana_girl
    montana_girl Posts: 1,403 Member
    "im on my way..."

    From my hubby last night before he came to get me at work.
  • SarahMorganP
    SarahMorganP Posts: 921 Member
    "Why don't you show ur nice *kitten* to me?"
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    5 pages of naughtiness from the BF...

    : ))
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML

    I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it :tongue:

    My kid is 12...I'm pretty certain the bathroom is going to be nasty when I get home
  • theresak331
    theresak331 Posts: 21 Member
    "Sure I'll text you when I'm done work :)"
  • cherriewilliams
    cherriewilliams Posts: 107 Member
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    with enough o's that I got two text. How dare I ask my son a question lol
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL

    Me too! Ugh! Why did I feel bad and give him my REAL number!
  • BridgetMiko
    BridgetMiko Posts: 47 Member
    Crossin' my fingers for a sale ;)
  • ifitkillsme
    ifitkillsme Posts: 77
    Can I have nilla wafers and frosting

    my kids, of course they can. I want them to eat it and have it out of my house!
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    No matter how hard I push it won't go in.

    Hmmm that sounds worse than it is.
  • renwicker
    renwicker Posts: 158 Member
    "I'll leave KAN-JAM on the front porch. Just pick it up whenever."

    I let my friend borrow it for a party he was having.

    KAN-JAM for those of you who dont know...is the greatest picnic/BBQ/tailgating game to ever be invented! I played at a cookout a couple weeks ago for 5 straight hours! It cost me $40 for the game, but sooooo worth it.

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