What's the last text you received?
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"Be home in 10"0
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"So not seriously slick"...references my girlfriend's boss trying to pretend to be a customer on the phone and test her moxy. He needs to work on his "customer voice"...0
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maybe0
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"Thanks "
in reference to...well let your imagination wander.0 -
Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.
FML
I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it0 -
your gonna thank me after im done with u0
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" It's just kind of like spooning, but sex. We did that"0
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I think we need to see less of each other0
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thinking about you0
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"im on my way..."
From my hubby last night before he came to get me at work.0 -
"Why don't you show ur nice *kitten* to me?"0
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5 pages of naughtiness from the BF...
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Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.
FML
I text my mom all the time that I'm not poopin' right...drives her nuts lmao that's why I do it
My kid is 12...I'm pretty certain the bathroom is going to be nasty when I get home0 -
"Sure I'll text you when I'm done work "0
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
with enough o's that I got two text. How dare I ask my son a question lol0 -
"Good morning sunshine."
(From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)
I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL
Me too! Ugh! Why did I feel bad and give him my REAL number!0 -
Crossin' my fingers for a sale0
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Can I have nilla wafers and frosting
my kids, of course they can. I want them to eat it and have it out of my house!0 -
No matter how hard I push it won't go in.
Hmmm that sounds worse than it is.0 -
"I'll leave KAN-JAM on the front porch. Just pick it up whenever."
I let my friend borrow it for a party he was having.
KAN-JAM for those of you who dont know...is the greatest picnic/BBQ/tailgating game to ever be invented! I played at a cookout a couple weeks ago for 5 straight hours! It cost me $40 for the game, but sooooo worth it.0
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