MFP Mythology

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  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
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    I have absolutely nothing clever to add - but these are fanf*ckingtabulous.

    Ditto...

    : D
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    This thread wins.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Supportavia- goddess of MFPers who believe that they give more support than they receive.

    Deletodious- GOD OF MFP WAR, responsible for the rules of when to delete people
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    Yogamemnon... God of bending and twisting into various poses...and inspiration for yoga pants.
  • PercivalHackworth
    PercivalHackworth Posts: 1,437 Member
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    Wheyha Goddess of muscles prosperity - mother of Shakya. That deity is given power to make one's mucles flourish when she's inkoved in specific times of the day (called Anabolias)
  • Minoesh
    Minoesh Posts: 105 Member
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    :laugh:

    I've been sneakily reading this thread at work, trying desperately not to laugh out loud and failing miserably!! Thank you all for making my day!!!!!! :flowerforyou:
  • rachaela06
    rachaela06 Posts: 167
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    Calorus Logitus - creates confusion on how to log calories burned.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    Journalica... God of tracking...much controversy exists about whether to have diary open or closed.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    Nothing to add as I'm not that witty....but God, these are good. Best Thread in a while. Made my day. :happy:
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
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    I love Greek Mythology! I think I may love MFP mythology even more...
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    ShawnTicus God of pure Insanity, rage, pain, and punishment. He's been known to imbue his subjects with ripped abs.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Moderato-saurus Rex - Although not a god, this beast has the ability to ban people from MFP. Treat with respect, fear and awe.
  • indrani1947
    indrani1947 Posts: 178 Member
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    bump to read later
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 650 Member
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    Bump---freaken hilarious!!!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    BUMPious Maximus - This god is the god of bookmarking threads for later viewing pleasure. Serious worshipers sacrifice a virgin bagel as part of their prayer requests.
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
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    Squirtsicus - The God of diet pills like Alli.

    Ewww... But, LMAO!!

    : D
  • summaryzn
    summaryzn Posts: 122 Member
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    this was friggin hilarious! just the chuckle I needed this morning.:flowerforyou:
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
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    Bumpor The God of upping posts. Affectionately known as just “Bump” to his mortal mates. He makes sure hot topics are kept afloat by encouraging MFPers to give a nudge to any thread by stamping his name on it.

    Edited to add: this God is not confined to MFP. He's everywhere .
  • summaryzn
    summaryzn Posts: 122 Member
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    Proteinus Maximus - the greatest of the protein gods who will answer your calling for which protein shake is best and where you buy it

    HRMus - the god of all things HRM - yes he will say, go buy a polar

    ROTFLMAO @ "GO BIPOLAR"
  • pelleld
    pelleld Posts: 363 Member
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    This might be the best one yet!

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