MFP Mythology

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    BATWINGA- Goddess that curses females with the ability to emulate a bat in flight while they wave goodbye to someone.

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  • Minoesh
    Minoesh Posts: 105 Member
    [SCALORNIA- Goddess with the power to cause emotional outbursts when stepping on the scale]

    ROFL - I am taunted by this goddess on a regular basis!!!! :laugh:
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
    Bump x) Great thread! :D
  • acresfield
    acresfield Posts: 122 Member
    brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.

    gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.

    insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.
  • Blaqheart
    Blaqheart Posts: 235
    Proteinous Fillupus: The great god who has the power to build muscle. He quietly sits in the kitchen waiting to be added to ones plate. All hail Proteinous Fillupus and add him to ones plate at least thrice a day. :glasses:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.

    gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.

    insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.
    LMAO!

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  • vaneguz87
    vaneguz87 Posts: 74 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: This thread is great!! great job everyone :drinker:
  • beebee0925
    beebee0925 Posts: 441 Member
    Great thread. LOL
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Fishious- god of warnings twin brother Stevenato.

    Complainaddius- God of complaining, about anything, skinny bi*****, fat b****, and anything in between.

    Overous Calorica- God of eating to many calories.
  • ninerbuff
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    PMous Fatous: God of lipids who add fat to anyone eating after 7pm

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  • Snowbird73
    Snowbird73 Posts: 25
    Zumbaidocus- Goddess who make you feel like a swan while doing Zumba when you actually look like a complete idiot (like me!)
    This is the best! :explode:
  • gooteek
    gooteek Posts: 64
    FDA Pyramidius- Multi-headed hell-dog that spews mysterious mounds of enticing matter to lure its prey into complacency and acceptance of its fat latent methods. Once its prey consumes, it feels powerless to break Pyramidius' bond, as it hypnotizes them into a false sense of security with the known good gods Veggiterus and Fruitus (who are given limited powers by Pyramidius) until his other evil offspring Cornatitus, Graineus, Animaproteinus, and Sodiumite can assure their demise. The multi-headed hell-dog is driven by the Gods, Farmoditis and Herdopedius who suck the souls for their own pleasure.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    SCALEtoria - no explanation needed
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    BODYOTOUS CLEANSUS- God of cleansing who promises to detox you from crap eating.


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  • ninerbuff
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    DIETUS FADYOUTUS- God of "fad diets". Gets people to believe that weight loss can be permanently achieved with his magic programs of eating.

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  • GermanicKnight
    GermanicKnight Posts: 445
    Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.
  • ninerbuff
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    Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.
    I actually have a statue of him in my living room.:laugh: :laugh:

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  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
    APPETITIE - Goddess of hunger. Cannot be appeased easily. Can be triggered by almost anything and satiated by few. Can be the deterrent of almost any diet. She is often lost at the sight of abhorrent things.
  • ninerbuff
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    GLUTTOUS CRUISIOUS- God of gluttony on cruise ships. Gives you the sense that "all you can eat" is okay while cruising.

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  • davidmo55
    davidmo55 Posts: 10 Member
    Bump
  • ninerbuff
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    Weekendus Cheatius- God who leads you to believe that you can be a glutton on the weekend and not have it affect your weight loss.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    bump for comedy
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    bump.........it's been awhile
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    bump
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus wielding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.

    Must be re-quoted since this is her high holy season.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.

    Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.

    Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.
    Ahahahaha!

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Happy weekend!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    bump because I'm bored
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Squator - God of Thunder thighs. Worshiped for providing form and function of the prefect squat.
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