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Zumbaidocus- Goddess who make you feel like a swan while doing Zumba when you actually look like a complete idiot (like me!)0
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FDA Pyramidius- Multi-headed hell-dog that spews mysterious mounds of enticing matter to lure its prey into complacency and acceptance of its fat latent methods. Once its prey consumes, it feels powerless to break Pyramidius' bond, as it hypnotizes them into a false sense of security with the known good gods Veggiterus and Fruitus (who are given limited powers by Pyramidius) until his other evil offspring Cornatitus, Graineus, Animaproteinus, and Sodiumite can assure their demise. The multi-headed hell-dog is driven by the Gods, Farmoditis and Herdopedius who suck the souls for their own pleasure.0
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SCALEtoria - no explanation needed0
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BODYOTOUS CLEANSUS- God of cleansing who promises to detox you from crap eating.
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DIETUS FADYOUTUS- God of "fad diets". Gets people to believe that weight loss can be permanently achieved with his magic programs of eating.
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Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.0
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Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.
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APPETITIE - Goddess of hunger. Cannot be appeased easily. Can be triggered by almost anything and satiated by few. Can be the deterrent of almost any diet. She is often lost at the sight of abhorrent things.0
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GLUTTOUS CRUISIOUS- God of gluttony on cruise ships. Gives you the sense that "all you can eat" is okay while cruising.
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Weekendus Cheatius- God who leads you to believe that you can be a glutton on the weekend and not have it affect your weight loss.
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bump.........it's been awhile0
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Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus wielding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
Must be re-quoted since this is her high holy season.0 -
Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.
Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.0 -
Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.
Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.
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Happy weekend!0
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bump because I'm bored0
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Squator - God of Thunder thighs. Worshiped for providing form and function of the prefect squat.0
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