Can we discuss public restroom etiquitte???

The thing that grosses me out the most are the women who will do their business and walk right out of the bathroom. Gross, I use my elbows to open the door in restrooms that don't have paper towels, and I use the paper towel in the ones that do. I have taught my son to do the same. I don't want him touching some nasty woman's piss or worse.

Or when your in your stall, and you hear someone enter, walk into their stall, and all of a sudden your in a stall next to the jusiest gasiest person alive!

I squeeze my cheeks til I am alone.

Hahahahaha This made me laugh so hard! Thank you !

I second the no talking rule. I've said this before but it bares repeating. Guys, I don't know who or what you use for a (0(k holster... so wash your damn hands.

I do have a question as to what is considered proper etiquette for passing gas in the bathroom? Is it OK to fire at will as long as you say excuse me? Do you have to say excuse me?

You are in the bathroom, fire away. No excuses needed.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4928-public-restrooms/

This article makes me laugh so hard I cry. Why yes, I do have a very juvenile sense of humor.

For example: If there are six stalls, and they're all empty except for the one I'm in...why would you choose the one next to me???

And for the record, this is not a glory hole type sitch.

maybe they were desperate to take care of business didn't notice you in the next stall until they sat down & realized you there. then thinking "why the hell did i have to pick this stall!".

What about if I'm scared there will be no paper in mine, and I might have to ask you for some...would you spare a square?

no I don't have a square, I don't have a square to spare!!!!!!!!!!!

Just flush!!! why do people want to leave a "gift" ?

Ugh what about when people don't wash their hands!! This is about he grossest thing out there!!! makes me gag every time i see this! :noway:

My reply is this... I know where my willy has been and I wash it often. My dad also tought me NOT to pee on my hands....
# 2? Definite wash.

for the love of.....!
do not talk to me when I am in the washroom, I am not there to make small talk about the weather, I do not want to extend my stay in there longer than needs be. Smile, head nods are ok. This is my biggest pet peeve ever!

Wash your hands..... Running them under water for 2 seconds is NOT washing your hands people!

Please wipe anything you left behind and make sure the flush was good and all is gone.

Get off your phone for 2 min! Had a lady next to me talking to someone the whole time.....really? does the other person need to hear you pee? Are you that important that you are just tooo busy to call em back...

And yes if the whole row of stall is empty and you choose one next to me I will be ticked.....unless every stall is taken leave one in between.

I was mortified to walk into a stall and find a smear of poo on the side of the toilet and can only imagin walking in and finding a pile right infront of one!!

For example: If there are six stalls, and they're all empty except for the one I'm in...why would you choose the one next to me???

And for the record, this is not a glory hole type sitch.

How much of a buffer do you require beyond the walls of your stall? Assuming they give a courtesy flush when necessary.

How about people who pee ALL OVER THE SEAT and then just leave it like that - were they born in a barn or something?? If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

This!!! My pet peeve. :laugh: :laugh:

Funniest topic EVER!!!!! Got my laugh for this morning! But I, too, have a lot of these issues....like I do have a hard time if I'm really gonna stink it up going if someone else comes in! I HATE it when people pee on the seat...seriously ladies, if you are afraid of getting something by sitting on the seat then PUT SOME TP ON IT for pete's sake! FLUSH, FLUSH, FLUSH! Wash your hands and if you get soap or water all over the sink because you are uncoordinated than WIPE IT OFF! Be considerate of the rest of us that might be using the restroom!

Funniest topic EVER!!!!! Got my laugh for this morning! But I, too, have a lot of these issues....like I do have a hard time if I'm really gonna stink it up going if someone else comes in! I HATE it when people pee on the seat...seriously ladies, if you are afraid of getting something by sitting on the seat then PUT SOME TP ON IT for pete's sake! FLUSH, FLUSH, FLUSH! Wash your hands and if you get soap or water all over the sink because you are uncoordinated than WIPE IT OFF! Be considerate of the rest of us that might be using the restroom!

So makes me lol that this is your first MFP post :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Welcome.

I don't care to know what happens in the women's restroom, but I believe that while my feet are on the tile of a bathroom, you should not be talking to me. And I won't talk to you.

You might not have any idea how often a guy will walk up to the urinal next to you and presume that, while you are holding your wedding tackle, you would like to talk about sports or politics or general happenings.
-wtk

Hilarious!

I cannot spare a square.

Or when your in your stall, and you hear someone enter, walk into their stall, and all of a sudden your in a stall next to the jusiest gasiest person alive!

I squeeze my cheeks til I am alone.

Why? Gay people can't pee in public restrooms?

Nothing about gay people in my sentence?