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he said... i'll be better from now on, pinky swear...0
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All of sudden Bob's stomach churning and bubbling........0
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"Am I hungry again?" He thought. "Oooh...I don't think this is hunger...I think it's..."0
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"the burrito from earlier today..."0
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and the strawberry milkshake.......0
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he was ashamed to admit he had also eaten a double stuffed burrito from taco bell AND a milkshake (haha) and didn't log it... he thought he was in the clear-- until now....0
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Bob really didn't want to wear those speedos either.......0
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so he wore a sarong over them... it was red (remember he has really bad taste in clothing)0
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Bob realized that this was "so wrong" and put on a pair trousers and walked along to beach to find a place to calm his stomach......0
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Bob's stomach was feeling better, as he thought "Hey, I should text the queen on my futuristic phone"......Yo Queen...0
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"Yo Queen I have Ozzy tickets... wanna go?"0
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Inbox
You have one new message
From: Queen
The OZZZMAN?, He!l yaahhhh!!!0 -
All of a sudden the Queen realized that she has also made a date with Sir Eatalot........0
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The Queen was asking herself why she agreed to see him, as Sir Eatalot was founder of a chain of restaurants that served only the highest calorie dishes taken from the menues of other restaurants, and their special appetizer was the "Bloomin Onion," courtesy of Outback Steakhouse.0
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So she called old, smelly Sir Eatalot and cancelled her date. You can't say no to Ozzy!!0
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Alas, Sir Eatalot did not take the news well, and he vowed to seek his revenge by...0
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...hunting down Bob. Upon finding him,draws his sword and chops off Bob's...0
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...little pinky finger. He shrieks, running from the room while clutching his bleeding hand to his chest, and a giant...0
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mosquito lands on his hand and begins to suck his blood and.......0
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a big purple squid slithered into the room at the same exact moment and said "Give me those Ozzy tickets NOW"....0
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But Bob was not having this, so ran as fast as he could but he tripped and the tickets flew from his hand.......0
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he watched in slow motion as....0
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the beautiful Ozzy tickets landed into the hands of the evil Dr. Cholesterol.....0
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Bob's arch enemy, who had been hiding in the shadows like a big blob until the perfect time to dislodge and steal the tickets. But little did Dr. Cholesterol know...0
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Popeye was just around the corner ready to punch....0
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then he realized that he was all out of spinach.....0
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so Bluto (who had been hiding behind the giant purple squid) grabbed the tickets...0
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amazingly Olive Oyl rode by on a white horse and swiped the tickets from Bluto......0
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Just as Olive Oyl swiped the tickets a HUGE gust of wind came out of nowhere and blew her and the tickets away....0
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Bob was so upset by all this that he yelled for the Queen and all of her royal subjects to come to his rescue........0
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