MFP Mythology
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BATWINGA- Goddess that curses females with the ability to emulate a bat in flight while they wave goodbye to someone.
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[SCALORNIA- Goddess with the power to cause emotional outbursts when stepping on the scale]
ROFL - I am taunted by this goddess on a regular basis!!!! :laugh:0 -
Bump x) Great thread!
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brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.
gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.
insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.0 -
Proteinous Fillupus: The great god who has the power to build muscle. He quietly sits in the kitchen waiting to be added to ones plate. All hail Proteinous Fillupus and add him to ones plate at least thrice a day. :glasses:0
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LMAO!brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.
gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.
insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.
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:laugh: :laugh: This thread is great!! great job everyone :drinker:0
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Great thread. LOL0
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Fishious- god of warnings twin brother Stevenato.
Complainaddius- God of complaining, about anything, skinny bi*****, fat b****, and anything in between.
Overous Calorica- God of eating to many calories.0 -
PMous Fatous: God of lipids who add fat to anyone eating after 7pm
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This is the best! :explode:Zumbaidocus- Goddess who make you feel like a swan while doing Zumba when you actually look like a complete idiot (like me!)0 -
FDA Pyramidius- Multi-headed hell-dog that spews mysterious mounds of enticing matter to lure its prey into complacency and acceptance of its fat latent methods. Once its prey consumes, it feels powerless to break Pyramidius' bond, as it hypnotizes them into a false sense of security with the known good gods Veggiterus and Fruitus (who are given limited powers by Pyramidius) until his other evil offspring Cornatitus, Graineus, Animaproteinus, and Sodiumite can assure their demise. The multi-headed hell-dog is driven by the Gods, Farmoditis and Herdopedius who suck the souls for their own pleasure.0
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SCALEtoria - no explanation needed0
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BODYOTOUS CLEANSUS- God of cleansing who promises to detox you from crap eating.
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DIETUS FADYOUTUS- God of "fad diets". Gets people to believe that weight loss can be permanently achieved with his magic programs of eating.
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Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.0
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I actually have a statue of him in my living room.:laugh: :laugh:Bacodus- God of the Gods. Grants bacon to those worthy of it. A force of nature like no other. Simply adding his bounty only fuels the might of its goodness.
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APPETITIE - Goddess of hunger. Cannot be appeased easily. Can be triggered by almost anything and satiated by few. Can be the deterrent of almost any diet. She is often lost at the sight of abhorrent things.0
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GLUTTOUS CRUISIOUS- God of gluttony on cruise ships. Gives you the sense that "all you can eat" is okay while cruising.
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Weekendus Cheatius- God who leads you to believe that you can be a glutton on the weekend and not have it affect your weight loss.
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bump for comedy0
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bump.........it's been awhile0
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Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus wielding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
Must be re-quoted since this is her high holy season.0 -
Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.
Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.0 -
Ahahahaha!Stavros Modus- Evil God that steals and collects metabolisms rather than souls. Any person who commits the sin of eating fewer than 1200 calories per 24 hour period shall be fallen upon by the dreaded Stavros Modus.
Only by chanting the words "eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less eat more to weigh less" at individuals already afflicted with the disease of overeat-idis, shall the victim of Stavros Modus be redeemed.
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Squator - God of Thunder thighs. Worshiped for providing form and function of the prefect squat.0
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