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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,598 Member
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    Then there was the titty starer on the bus. This time I did not confront directly because I was trapped on a vehicle with him. Instead I glared right back at him. The standoff continued until I finally, blessedly, got to my stop. Yes, I checked to see if he was following.
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
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    that escalated quickly^
  • FatOldManMN
    FatOldManMN Posts: 1,116 Member
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    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    hahahaha oh the old perverted men are the best

    Hmmmmm..... o:)

  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
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    on 4th of July at Target I was told my *kitten* was "banging more than the fireworks outside" yeah eww no thanks buddy
  • Seemill
    Seemill Posts: 13 Member
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    "Hey, now that you lost all that weight you look like Bill Hader."
    Me- "Oh, thanks, you think so?"
    "Yeah, now that your face is skinnier you can see that you have one eye that's bigger than the other."
    Thanks for the new complex, buddy.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
    edited October 2014
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    Some drunk guy on the bus who offered to walk me to my house.

    No thanks.

    Yeah, not a compliment but just gross.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,575 Member
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    Seemill wrote: »
    "Hey, now that you lost all that weight you look like Bill Hader."
    Me- "Oh, thanks, you think so?"
    "Yeah, now that your face is skinnier you can see that you have one eye that's bigger than the other."
    Thanks for the new complex, buddy.

    Umm...Wat? ha.


  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,575 Member
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    A man in a car once gave me the sign for *kitten*. I was wearing purple workout pants the other week and a man said "Dayum purple pants!...I'm gonna call you purple cake". I don't know.
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,575 Member
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    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    arditarose wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.

  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    BlueBombers wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.

    I told her she looked like purple cake.

    Never heard from her again.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,575 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    BlueBombers wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.

    I told her she looked like purple cake.

    Never heard from her again.

    lol. Barney flavored.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,575 Member
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    jtexasflood wrote: »
    I just of another compliment. It wasn't for me, per se, but it was for the band that I play in. A dude came up and said, "Wow. I feel like Jesus just sat on my face." He may have been partaking in the occasional beverage that night.

    nbd. Not like I haven't heard that before.

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