creepy compliment

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  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    nice
  • cherith778 wrote: »
    I watched that movie for the first time yesterday! :open_mouth: Coincidence? I think not.
    Depends... How were you breathing whilst watching it?? :D

    o.O Unevenly actually. I had to hold my breath during the scary parts.

  • daisyverma
    daisyverma Posts: 234 Member
    I was 12. I had very long hair past my hips.
    I was in the elevator going up to see my grandmother. Some guy, who must have been at least in his 30s or 40s was staring at my hair and said "its so pretty". He said it a few times. Then he touched my hair. I pressed the button for the closest floor and walked out and then ran down the hallway. :s

  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    yea, for sure. That guys sounds like a nut job.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    The worst creeps didn't SAY anything. They just stared. Unblinking. And continued when I confronted them. One time I'd been drinking and didn't even care and I marched up to the guy and I screamed in his face "you know it's rude to stare? you don't know? WERE YOU RAISED IN AN EFFING BARN, you slug?" ..... not one blink. not one. not a noise, not a blink. If he hadn't been sitting upright on a barstool I might have assumed at that point that he was dead.
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
    ^wtf did I just read
  • Oscarinmiami
    Oscarinmiami Posts: 326 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants...lol
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants...lol

    How smooth is that? Hahaha
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Prime, you just read an angry goth girl who got tired of some sicko STARING at her for 30 minutes straight. I've gotten fed up with this sort of crap and will tell anyone where to shove it in a hot minute.
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    My husband once said to me when we first met, Is your daddy a thief? cuz he stole the stars out of the skies and put them in your eyes. ha! yea......creep! but I married him anyway hahaha
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Then there was the titty starer on the bus. This time I did not confront directly because I was trapped on a vehicle with him. Instead I glared right back at him. The standoff continued until I finally, blessedly, got to my stop. Yes, I checked to see if he was following.
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
    that escalated quickly^
  • FatOldManMN
    FatOldManMN Posts: 1,116 Member
    hahahaha oh the old perverted men are the best

    Hmmmmm..... o:)

  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
    on 4th of July at Target I was told my *kitten* was "banging more than the fireworks outside" yeah eww no thanks buddy
  • Seemill
    Seemill Posts: 13 Member
    "Hey, now that you lost all that weight you look like Bill Hader."
    Me- "Oh, thanks, you think so?"
    "Yeah, now that your face is skinnier you can see that you have one eye that's bigger than the other."
    Thanks for the new complex, buddy.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    edited October 2014
    Some drunk guy on the bus who offered to walk me to my house.

    No thanks.

    Yeah, not a compliment but just gross.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    Seemill wrote: »
    "Hey, now that you lost all that weight you look like Bill Hader."
    Me- "Oh, thanks, you think so?"
    "Yeah, now that your face is skinnier you can see that you have one eye that's bigger than the other."
    Thanks for the new complex, buddy.

    Umm...Wat? ha.


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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    A man in a car once gave me the sign for *kitten*. I was wearing purple workout pants the other week and a man said "Dayum purple pants!...I'm gonna call you purple cake". I don't know.
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpywqiB3aaYtlbiGqJt01LaAS8ivLpPEQ7l1dW9jDz3zUgUqsw
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.

  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.

    I told her she looked like purple cake.

    Never heard from her again.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    I got "I love your big brown cow eyes."

    Ummmmm...thanks? Ummm...moooooo?

    wtf are cow eyes? hahaha

    Cow eyes are a thing. They are big and dark and roundish

    Yes, she said because they were big and brown. But then a few days later she was talking about "caca" brown eyes. "Caca" in spanish means turd. So basically turd colored cow eyes is her compliment.


    I hope you asked her out.

    I told her she looked like purple cake.

    Never heard from her again.

    lol. Barney flavored.
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  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    I just of another compliment. It wasn't for me, per se, but it was for the band that I play in. A dude came up and said, "Wow. I feel like Jesus just sat on my face." He may have been partaking in the occasional beverage that night.

    nbd. Not like I haven't heard that before.
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