Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • kelly_c_77
    kelly_c_77 Posts: 5,658 Member
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    Close! Cookie sheets!
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    Oberon21 wrote: »
    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

    Because it was two tired.

    I never got that or any of the others. I'm going to dwell on the snowman now...

    It is a misspelling, POF. Two tired instead of too tired. These are jokes I get for/from my Cub Scouts. I am just driving up the page count.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    Cookie sheets,. My Scouts will like that one.
  • kelly_c_77
    kelly_c_77 Posts: 5,658 Member
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    What's Santa's favorite sandwich?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,440 Member
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    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

    Do you smell carrots?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,440 Member
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    kelly_c_77 wrote: »
    What's Santa's favorite sandwich?

    I can't think of anything for this one...
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

    Do you smell carrots?

    $50 Internet money for Quik.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    kelly_c_77 wrote: »
    What's Santa's favorite sandwich?

    An ice cream sandwich?
  • kelly_c_77
    kelly_c_77 Posts: 5,658 Member
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    Peanut butter and jolly
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,722 Member
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    Susieq_1994 wrote: »
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    orangesmartie wrote: »
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    kelly_c_77 wrote: »
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    Hey alll!
    Currently procrastinating on book keeping (I'm learning the ropes for work). I think I need another coffee soon too, I've had three but I am just lagging hard today!

    I had four. Five is my cut off, but I won't have that many today.

    :o:#:o I don't think anyone could handle me if I had four coffees.

    I start every day with 2 XL Dunkin Donuts coffees. If I have 3 it's a bad day. But I usually stop there. I used to drink it all day long. I am thinking of going to get one now...

    I now want to go get coffee (it's 8am here)

    I had one later. It wasn't good. :(

    Coffee addicts. :p I confess that I haven't a clue what "good" coffee is supposed to be. They all taste equally awful to me!

    THIS!!!
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
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    Oh my lord, our oldest (who is my trouble maker lately) is making me crazy today, and of course she decides to do it at my mom's house. Do not eat feelings, eat the prelogging- EAT THE PRELOGGING!!!

    ...It's beginning to look a lot like eff this lol
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,440 Member
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    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

    Do you smell carrots?

    $50 Internet money for Quik.

    Thanks to my niece! She told me that one last weekend.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    MoHousdon wrote: »
    Susieq_1994 wrote: »
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    orangesmartie wrote: »
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    kelly_c_77 wrote: »
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    Hey alll!
    Currently procrastinating on book keeping (I'm learning the ropes for work). I think I need another coffee soon too, I've had three but I am just lagging hard today!

    I had four. Five is my cut off, but I won't have that many today.

    :o:#:o I don't think anyone could handle me if I had four coffees.

    I start every day with 2 XL Dunkin Donuts coffees. If I have 3 it's a bad day. But I usually stop there. I used to drink it all day long. I am thinking of going to get one now...

    I now want to go get coffee (it's 8am here)

    I had one later. It wasn't good. :(

    Coffee addicts. :p I confess that I haven't a clue what "good" coffee is supposed to be. They all taste equally awful to me!

    THIS!!!

    I don't know what Mo's reason is, but my family had good friends who immigrated from Lebanon and I always thought the Richanis' coffee tasted like mud. But he didn't brew it like my parents. Western coffee is not as strong and I drink mine with full fat half and half or heavy cream in it, which makes a big difference.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Oh my lord, our oldest (who is my trouble maker lately) is making me crazy today, and of course she decides to do it at my mom's house. Do not eat feelings, eat the prelogging- EAT THE PRELOGGING!!!

    ...It's beginning to look a lot like eff this lol

    If you choose to effectively this, choose it because holidays are for celebrating, not because kid made you stressed. :)
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    A joke from my 23 year old: Why did Adele cross the road?
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    This trip out to my mom's is endless. I hate traffic.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    edited December 2016
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    My dad gave me money for Christmas. I spent it on new shelving cubes for the room that Son 1 and Son 3 share. It looks so much better in there! WOO-HOO! 1 & 2 used to share that room, but I had to separate them so that they didn't sneak and play Xbox or Yu-Gi-Oh when they were 12 & 15. They are 17 & 20 now, but no one is complaining about the arrangement so I am not moving them again.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    kelly_c_77 wrote: »
    Close! Cookie sheets!

    That is cute.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

    Do you smell carrots?

    I laughed out loud at that one.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

    Because it was two tired.

    I never got that or any of the others. I'm going to dwell on the snowman now...

    It is a misspelling, POF. Two tired instead of too tired. These are jokes I get for/from my Cub Scouts. I am just driving up the page count.

    I like them tho....

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