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OpheliaCooter wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Smart. Still… be careful what you wish for❤️ermengarde22 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Sometimes I think I’ve gotten everything I ever wanted and sometimes I think Ive gotten everything I thought I wanted.
that’s why i only want impossible things
there’s no downside to having the power to teleport or growing wings to fly or retractable claws that i can see but okay
You can teleport BUT your worldly possessions don’t so you literally show up everywhere naked and without your wallet and phone.
Your can grow wings and fly BUT it’s stupid painful and time consuming.
You have retractable claws BUT you can’t paint or decorate them 😢 and one of them is janky and you snag it on stuff all the time (drew this inspo from my cat with a janky claw)
👹 like those stories about deals with the devil or genies and they always screw up your wishes. 🧞♂️
nooooo not the monkeys paw 😩
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Brb heading to the crush threadOpheliaCooter wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Smart. Still… be careful what you wish for❤️ermengarde22 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Sometimes I think I’ve gotten everything I ever wanted and sometimes I think Ive gotten everything I thought I wanted.
that’s why i only want impossible things
there’s no downside to having the power to teleport or growing wings to fly or retractable claws that i can see but okay
You can teleport BUT your worldly possessions don’t so you literally show up everywhere naked and without your wallet and phone.
Your can grow wings and fly BUT it’s stupid painful and time consuming.
You have retractable claws BUT you can’t paint or decorate them 😢 and one of them is janky and you snag it on stuff all the time (drew this inspo from my cat with a janky claw)
👹 like those stories about deals with the devil or genies and they always screw up your wishes. 🧞♂️
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I would love to have a personal assistant just to make appointments for me and also to hold a gun to my head to make me goButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I hate that I'm an adult and I have to make and go to my own appointments
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I happen to know where some bunny skeletons are probably. Let me know if that’s helpful.TwitchyMagee wrote: »
We might be a little late this year because we’re making all of our own decorations. The skeletons take the longest timeisn't it a bit early for Halloween decorations?
It’s early imo. I’ve seen a few houses though. I feel like covid REALLY made Halloween decorations come out earlier. Could be a coincidence but it seemed like people were looking for a distraction and some still do it really early. I don’t decorate super early for anything. And I don’t put anything out except the pumpkins my kids carve.
We/I didn’t celebrate Halloween for many years because my religion prohibited it. We enjoy it so much now.
I see you have a pet cemetery in your yard as well.1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Why is the sheriff parked outside my office
He knows what you did
Then they should give me a *kitten* medal 😁1 -
Sometimes I pretend every post in the hyyy thread is about me and it’s an emotional roller coaster6
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My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.3
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😂🤦♀️Peachesnstuff wrote: »My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
😂🤦♀️Peachesnstuff wrote: »My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.
This isn't even about how her best friend found pics on her boyfriend's phone of her mom's feet!! I kid you not...it's worse just shhhh4 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
😂🤦♀️Peachesnstuff wrote: »My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.
This isn't even about how her best friend found pics on her boyfriend's phone of her mom's feet!! I kid you not...it's worse just shhhh
what the WHAT
Have you shared with her the wise words from my mother? Remember. “Nothing goes up there on accident.“1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
😂🤦♀️Peachesnstuff wrote: »My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.
This isn't even about how her best friend found pics on her boyfriend's phone of her mom's feet!! I kid you not...it's worse just shhhh
what the WHAT
Have you shared with her the wise words from my mother? Remember. “Nothing goes up there on accident.“
😂 Wise words indeed!
My brother's best friend's Dad had an accident with a plunger once. I can't...
Also, she didn't even have enough class to paint her damn toenails!
AlsoAlso, this $.11 iced coffee tastes like it should've been free3 -
You are having a day 😂Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
😂🤦♀️Peachesnstuff wrote: »My daughter and I have a very close relationship, but there are things I really wish she wouldn't share.
This isn't even about how her best friend found pics on her boyfriend's phone of her mom's feet!! I kid you not...it's worse just shhhh
what the WHAT
Have you shared with her the wise words from my mother? Remember. “Nothing goes up there on accident.“
😂 Wise words indeed!
My brother's best friend's Dad had an accident with a plunger once. I can't...
Also, she didn't even have enough class to paint her damn toenails!
AlsoAlso, this $.11 iced coffee tastes like it should've been free
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I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
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A picture is worth 1000 wordsPeachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
Damn where dafaq 3 years go??? I remember whe. You got that thing 😂1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »
A picture is worth 1000 wordsPeachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
I'm great Mike! Thank you. Just one thing...every time I go above 90 my toes do this odd thing. Any advice?1 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
A picture is worth 1000 wordsPeachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
I'm great Mike! Thank you. Just one thing...every time I go above 90 my toes do this odd thing. Any advice?
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
A picture is worth 1000 wordsPeachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
I'm great Mike! Thank you. Just one thing...every time I go above 90 my toes do this odd thing. Any advice?
Blocked
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
Damn where dafaq 3 years go??? I remember whe. You got that thing 😂
Ikr?!1 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
A picture is worth 1000 wordsPeachesnstuff wrote: »
I am! I've been sitting on my response to Mike all morning. I'm thinking a feet selfie will suffice
I'm great Mike! Thank you. Just one thing...every time I go above 90 my toes do this odd thing. Any advice?
I hate this 🤮😂0
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