Weight loss woo keeps getting worse.

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Side note my aunts back at it. Today she told me she reworked the public school snack program to chocolate chip granola bars and mini sugary cereal boxes with milk off of fresh apples and sandwiches because their lower calorie and shes fighting the obesity problem. By swapping apples for chocolate granola bars. Funnily they are 150-200 calorie bars. The apples they had been using were around 90 calories. Her logic just dumbfounds me

    edited to wonder if shell be putting butter on their granola bars

    I. can't. even.
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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    edited November 2017
    Noel_57 wrote: »
    So this week I'm doing the intermittent keto - parsley diet for my blood type. Who's with me? :o

    Can you smoke the parsley, or do you have to chew it?

    Well according to the website it has to be blended in to a smoothie like texture with the vinegar and lemon and cinnamon and ginger and 500ml of water for it to work

    +1 if you infuse that mixture with a coffee enema
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Side note my aunts back at it. Today she told me she reworked the public school snack program to chocolate chip granola bars and mini sugary cereal boxes with milk off of fresh apples and sandwiches because their lower calorie and shes fighting the obesity problem. By swapping apples for chocolate granola bars. Funnily they are 150-200 calorie bars. The apples they had been using were around 90 calories. Her logic just dumbfounds me

    edited to wonder if shell be putting butter on their granola bars

    Lol.. Those 60 to 120 calories less will definitely make a huge impact.. Cause it was the granola bars and not the possibility of the parents over feeding them at home. Apple's will totally make a difference

    If I understood, aunt is eliminating apples for granola bars. Not vice versa.
  • newheavensearth
    newheavensearth Posts: 870 Member
    My favorite part about this thread as it went from parsley Apple cider vinegar concoctions to unicorns and how happy the unicorns made everyone lol

    Now having flashbacks to Lisa Frank unicorn rainbow puffy heart everything.

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Noel_57 wrote: »
    Well according to the website it has to be blended in to a smoothie like texture with the vinegar and lemon and cinnamon and ginger and 500ml of water for it to work
    Wait a minute. Website? What website? I just made up my diet! :D

    Pretty sure it can be found on Dr. Mercola's website lol
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  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    It's not getting worse, you're just noticing it more. People have ALWAYS sold idiotic ideas to dumbshitts.
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  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    timtam163 wrote: »
    Is this really worse than those 3' long colon kelp tape thingies that were once a thing? Nothing is truly surprising anymore... sadface...

    What!? Is this something im going to need to google? hahaha.. i know i was gone for a few months but.. lol

    I believe he is talking about tape worms and NOPE I heard a story of a lady who tired it only to die. The tape worms had left her digestive track to other parts of her body and attach to some of her organs. This lead to her death.
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  • cs2thecox
    cs2thecox Posts: 533 Member
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    timtam163 wrote: »
    Is this really worse than those 3' long colon kelp tape thingies that were once a thing? Nothing is truly surprising anymore... sadface...

    What!? Is this something im going to need to google? hahaha.. i know i was gone for a few months but.. lol

    I believe he is talking about tape worms and NOPE I heard a story of a lady who tired it only to die. The tape worms had left her digestive track to other parts of her body and attach to some of her organs. This lead to her death.

    i know about that but they said "kelp"

    altho i never did look it up, i totally forgot

    Me too. But basically a kelp tapeworm sounds like something I don't need to google. Particularly not at work :D

    I try and keep my feet on the ground and remember the major food groups but I get as far as biscuits, chocolate, bacon, and burnt crispy bits and feel like I'm missing something important :/
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Side note my aunts back at it. Today she told me she reworked the public school snack program to chocolate chip granola bars and mini sugary cereal boxes with milk off of fresh apples and sandwiches because their lower calorie and shes fighting the obesity problem. By swapping apples for chocolate granola bars. Funnily they are 150-200 calorie bars. The apples they had been using were around 90 calories. Her logic just dumbfounds me

    edited to wonder if shell be putting butter on their granola bars

    Oh Goodie.

    Aunt stories again. I've missed those.

    So sugar cereal instead of sandwiches and chocolate chip granola bars instead of apples. And she has the authority to make the changes? Can't wait to hear when the parents complain and she is forced to change it back. I'd hide from her that week if I was you :)
  • iamthemotherofdogs
    iamthemotherofdogs Posts: 562 Member
    This whole thing was a good read from start to finish :lol:
  • GrumpyHeadmistress
    GrumpyHeadmistress Posts: 666 Member
    Noel_57 wrote: »
    So this week I'm doing the intermittent keto - parsley diet for my blood type. Who's with me? :o

    Oh I am totally in. I just had someone on my personal feed write about how sugar stops weight loss and something about plexus products? I don't know what those are but maybe we should add the 0 sugar otherwise we won't lose as much weight even with the parsley

    Me too. I unfriended them.
  • jdlobb
    jdlobb Posts: 1,232 Member
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    jdlobb wrote: »

    Thanks for that! I missed that episode. Posted it on my FB.

    I did watch his Halloween episode last night and it was hilarious and awesome.
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