Internet Woo

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  • Posts: 15,532 Member

    PLEASE! Tell all your friends. Maybe I can set a record for the most woos in one day. I'm pretty sure if you go way back to 2013, you'll find some wooworthy drivel when I just started out and was "eating clean".

    I'm trying to help you here, but I doubt you'll get any sort of record. There are some that seem to attract a significant number of them.
  • Posts: 15,532 Member

    Thank you for the effort. Would changing my screen name to OzFung_420 help?

    Yes, but only if you regularly post incoherent ramblings about how amazing they are.
  • Posts: 28,439 Member

    Thank you for the effort. Would changing my screen name to OzFung_420 help?

    That would be epic. Too bad you only get one name change...
  • Posts: 15,532 Member

    That would be epic. Too bad you only get one name change...

    If you want a second name change, you can, but you have to go through the mods.
  • Posts: 2,033 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Yes, but only if you regularly post incoherent ramblings about how amazing they are.

    I already do that. That's not a thing?
  • Posts: 1,213 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »

    If you want a second name change, you can, but you have to go through the mods.[/quoteTch. How could they possibly say no?
  • Posts: 7,122 Member
    I can't find a health oriented random text generator.....
  • Posts: 2,033 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Your posts make sense.

    I'll work on my nonsencicalness.
  • Posts: 15,532 Member

    I'll work on my nonsencicalness.

    There you go!
  • Posts: 2,033 Member
    pinuplove wrote: »
    Just drop words like "Fung," "starvation mode," and "belly fat" in at random points. Done.

    "Clean Eating" and "Leaky Gut" are always winner winners.
  • Posts: 1,980 Member

    "Clean Eating" and "Leaky Gut" are always winner winners.

    You forgot "cures X condition/disease" and "makes your skin clearer" and "waxes your car without you even asking".
  • Posts: 8,171 Member
    ladyreva78 wrote: »

    That's google translate for you.

    Take a text in a language.
    Translate it to Korean.
    Then Chinese.
    Then Japanese.
    Then French.
    Maybe add Italian and Spanish.
    Then translate it back to the original language.

    Spoiler
    Here it is with the simple little text above:

    bearers of text from the language
    Please ignore the Korean language.
    So the Chinese.
    So Japanese
    So French.
    You can add Italian and Spanish
    So you translate it into the original language.

    I didn't change the text at all. All I did was take the output, used it as input and change the language for the next output...

    LOL. My Monday night trivia league does this occasionally with movie titles. The question is a movie title that gets translated through at least 2 languages, then back to English. We have to answer with the original.
  • Posts: 5,283 Member
    edited February 2019
    earlnabby wrote: »

    LOL. My Monday night trivia league does this occasionally with movie titles. The question is a movie title that gets translated through at least 2 languages, then back to English. We have to answer with the original.

    Okay, here's one for you (Went English-Welsh-Greek-German-English): Based on the Gender
  • Posts: 8,171 Member

    Okay, here's one for you (Went English-Welsh-Greek-German-English): Based on the Gender

    "About a Boy"?
  • Posts: 5,283 Member
    "On the Basis of Sex"
  • Posts: 8,171 Member
    LOL. Good thing we are a team.
  • Posts: 1,670 Member
    edited February 2019
    Going with "oil pulling" to reverse cavities/regrow teeth (I kid you not)...by hippy logic coconut oil can stimulate bone growth (><). #Coconut oil > Stem Cells according to hippies
  • Posts: 6,990 Member

    I havent personally given crap advice from a medical professional. (unless you count the times they told me I had a cold when it was really bacterial bronchitis, or that time they wanted a chest xray to check for SARs when I really had a kidney infection). This last year my FIL was expiriencing a new severe allergy that always showed up when he was swathing his alfalfa fields. Logic would dictate it's probably alfalfa. He was given a blood allergy test, and told his severe allergy was dogs. The dogs he's lived with for years and can rub his face in with nothing worse then a sneeze. Here's the kicker. He was told he was too old to develop new allergies, and that it couldnt be the alfalfa! He hired someone to do his alfalfa hay for him, and they ultimately sold the farm. Dogs stayed. No more hives and face swelling.

    TOTAL bullsh#t. I'm 53, and I've developed several new allergies in the last two years.



  • Posts: 6,990 Member
    OneRatGirl wrote: »
    I was told by an endocrinologist years ago that as an obese woman with PCOS, it would be impossible to lose any weight (bar a few pounds) without a gastric band or bypass.

    My Dad was told by a doctor a year or so ago that when you're over 40, exercise can't help with weight loss at all. Not even if you run miles per day.
    Dad initially thought he just meant that diet was the bigger factor, nope, apparently exercise magically stops burning calories the day you turn 40! 😐

    I'm living proof that's not true.

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