Internet Woo
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@mph323 I actively pursue woos. Excuse me while I go search "splenda".6
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Any old artificial sweetener thread should do
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I need to figure out how to be more inspiring. I used to have more inspiring than woo's
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@mph323 I don't remember those because I didn't read many magazines then. But...when I was in high school, I was on the color guard. We actually had weight contracts. We had to stay within a specific weight range or be suspended from performance. I was 5'9" and weighed 110 pounds. I was considered within my accepable range - 102 was my bottom weight and 115 my top. If I calculated out my calories then, they would have been soooo low. If it weren't for a bowl of popcorn with butter every single day, I probably would have been hospitalized.
Today, if I had to stick to 900 - 1200 calories, I would be so evil. They would end up making documentaries about me and how I snapped.4 -
I need to figure out how to be more inspiring. I used to have more inspiring than woo's
One thing that will usually do it, I have to acknowledge, is bringing up having had cancer, then optionally adding something vaguely encouraging.
I don't recommend getting cancer, though: It was my worst hobby ever.
So lie, I guess.14 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »I got this in my competition swag bag yesterday. What the woo?!?
What the heck even IS that?
A ketone activator that blasts fat and remodels your body.
(I have no clue. It hit the trash right after that picture was taken.)
You didn’t even TRY it? My inquisitive nature would force me to have at least a nibble!
It was a powder, like pre-workout or something.
A ketone salt is my guess.0 -
I don't recommend getting cancer, though: It was my worst hobby ever.
I didn't have anything so horrible but I got a lot of my inspiring because of my accident. 27 surgeries later. Plus, we had a house fire and we were homeless for three months. Someday I will be inspiring because something amazing happens to me - I hope you do too!10 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I only gave you about 100 that day. :bigsmile:6 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »I don't recommend getting cancer, though: It was my worst hobby ever.
I didn't have anything so horrible but I got a lot of my inspiring because of my accident. 27 surgeries later. Plus, we had a house fire and we were homeless for three months. Someday I will be inspiring because something amazing happens to me - I hope you do too!
Hugs to counter balance your woo. <hugs>1 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »@mph323 I actively pursue woos. Excuse me while I go search "splenda".
Oh thank-you. This made me have a fit of laughter. Ahhh, woo!0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.12 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.
Check under your bed.9 -
@mph323 wrote.... Oh, and I wanted to add - does anyone else remember back in the 70's (and maybe later) every single diet in every single woman's magazine started off with a 1200 calorie goal for everyone? Except for the one's that out at 900 and you worked your way up. No wonder no one ever kept off any weight they happened to lose.[/quote]
I remember in the 1960s when going on a diet meant not eating any carbs or fat and you had to live off 'rabbit food' lol....if you went to the doctor to lose weight you were given a 1000 calorie a day diet sheet. It didn't matter how tall, young or what sex you were it was 1000 a day for everyone lol..2 -
Just coming out of lurking to say this has been a very entertaining read so far! I feel strangely complelled to dole out more woo's now... wierd...
...fades back into the darkness.....6 -
^^wow that was fast!!!
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L1zardQueen wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.
Check under your bed.
What about in his closet, in his head?6 -
magnusthenerd wrote: »L1zardQueen wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.
Check under your bed.
What about in his closet, in his head?
If you sleep with one eye open, whilst firmly gripping your pillow, you should be good.6 -
Crafty_camper123 wrote: »magnusthenerd wrote: »L1zardQueen wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.
Check under your bed.
What about in his closet, in his head?
If you sleep with one eye open, whilst firmly gripping your pillow, you should be good.
You'll be right off to never-never land.3 -
First, I would like to give Cancer a big ''F U!!!!!!'' not enough exclamation points exist for this. Second, saw a *kitten* on Dragons den claiming his product cures cancer. he got booted asap. Third, nobody knows *kitten* about what causes cancer, I think everything does, considering the rising cases. I lost my dad, he was 67, I lost 8 other family members in their 40's. The list goes on. I am happy OP survived, and wish strength to all those in the fight. Sorry about the rant, I hear cancer, I see red.
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CharlieCharlie007 wrote: »First, I would like to give Cancer a big ''F U!!!!!!'' not enough exclamation points exist for this. Second, saw a *kitten* on Dragons den claiming his product cures cancer. he got booted asap. Third, nobody knows *kitten* about what causes cancer, I think everything does, considering the rising cases. I lost my dad, he was 67, I lost 8 other family members in their 40's. The list goes on. I am happy OP survived, and wish strength to all those in the fight. Sorry about the rant, I hear cancer, I see red.
I've lost several people to cancer myself, and watched my mom go through it and survive. I understand.
It really baffles me how many people prey on cancer patients with thier snake oil products. Plus it really does seem like everything causes cancer these days.4 -
magnusthenerd wrote: »L1zardQueen wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »
That actually sounds like it could be good. People put cocoa in chili sometimes, right?
I put cocoa in chili, and have put peanut butter in soup that also includes tomato** . . . so why not?
** Sweet Potato Peanut Bisque, an actual recipe, something I rarely use. And it was good.
You can get woo-ed for anything around here, especially once you get a woo-stalker(s). I've gotten woo-ed for my breakfast, or even for providing a relevant but pretty innocuous link (I think it was to the "best weight training program" thread or something like that). Still only up to 793 woos as of this moment, though.
LOL.
It's true you get woo'ed for the most strangely innocuous things sometimes. I've noticed I'll get one or two that will pop up at random on the most straightforward posts you can think of days after the post. I just imagine I'm being visited by a woo'ing Santa...a creepy, creepy Santa bearing a bag full of woo's for those who didn't eat the right WOE's.
It helps me sleep at night.
Check under your bed.
What about in his closet, in his head?
One never sees creepy Santa, just the faint coconut oil scent he leaves behind after his visits.9 -
CharlieCharlie007 wrote: »First, I would like to give Cancer a big ''F U!!!!!!'' not enough exclamation points exist for this. Second, saw a *kitten* on Dragons den claiming his product cures cancer. he got booted asap. Third, nobody knows *kitten* about what causes cancer, I think everything does, considering the rising cases. I lost my dad, he was 67, I lost 8 other family members in their 40's. The list goes on. I am happy OP survived, and wish strength to all those in the fight. Sorry about the rant, I hear cancer, I see red.
One of those hugs was from me. I see red too, when people talk about cancer. I lost two brothers from it (they were 23 and 50), my mom (57), and two aunts (46 and 71). That’s just my close family.8 -
I havent personally given crap advice from a medical professional. (unless you count the times they told me I had a cold when it was really bacterial bronchitis, or that time they wanted a chest xray to check for SARs when I really had a kidney infection). This last year my FIL was expiriencing a new severe allergy that always showed up when he was swathing his alfalfa fields. Logic would dictate it's probably alfalfa. He was given a blood allergy test, and told his severe allergy was dogs. The dogs he's lived with for years and can rub his face in with nothing worse then a sneeze. Here's the kicker. He was told he was too old to develop new allergies, and that it couldnt be the alfalfa! He hired someone to do his alfalfa hay for him, and they ultimately sold the farm. Dogs stayed. No more hives and face swelling.
TOTAL bullsh#t. I'm 53, and I've developed several new allergies in the last two years.
You can develop new ones or just be exposed to new things to which you were allergic all along.1 -
Talking of internet woo I came across this on Facebook. So much woo in one single blog.
https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/are-no-calorie-sweeteners-bad-for-weight-loss/?fbclid=IwAR20-jxg2WI4hpQluYQoew-TrJ1r8pylZqjRC1ygoIZ4AL8MPbi9wm61uMo&utm_campaign=20190228&utm_content=Nutrition&utm_medium=FB+MyFitnessPal&utm_source=FACEBOOK&utm_term=Article3 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
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Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
In the drop down box for your forum notifications, click "All notifications" and it takes you to a new screen with all your notifications. It's right at the top.0 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
In the drop down box for your forum notifications, click "All notifications" and it takes you to a new screen with all your notifications. It's right at the top.
If you don't have any notifications then there is no "All Notifications" option. The direct link to the summary is...
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications
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Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
In the drop down box for your forum notifications, click "All notifications" and it takes you to a new screen with all your notifications. It's right at the top.
If you don't have any notifications then there is no "All Notifications" option. The direct link to the summary is...
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications
Yeah, but now she has 2, ok never mind 3, notifications 3 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk @Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
In the drop down box for your forum notifications, click "All notifications" and it takes you to a new screen with all your notifications. It's right at the top.
If you don't have any notifications then there is no "All Notifications" option. The direct link to the summary is...
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications
Yeah, but now she has 2, ok never mind 3, notifications
And so do I, thanks to the tag way upthread :laugh:0 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I think I found a troll buddy! One month ago, I was barely at 100 woo's...I am now up to 205. So much woo and all because I said peanut butter is a calorie dense food.
You requested all the woo. I may be responsible for 5-10 of them. I was trying to be helpful, but I did not go so far as to stalk your posts to do it. I did hug-stalk Tacklewasher though. :laugh:
Yeah, like I'd notice a few more hugs, with all that @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 have given me..
I still haven't figured out how to find this
In the drop down box for your forum notifications, click "All notifications" and it takes you to a new screen with all your notifications. It's right at the top.
If you don't have any notifications then there is no "All Notifications" option. The direct link to the summary is...
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications
Yeah, but now she has 2, ok never mind 3, notifications
And so do I, thanks to the tag way upthread :laugh:
Amazing how that happens0
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