Internet Woo
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That's how you tell it's good for you!snickerscharlie wrote: »HeliumIsNoble wrote: »janejellyroll wrote: »HeliumIsNoble wrote: »
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.
I eat broccoli and I blink regularly, like at least once a day. I mean, what more do you need to know? The connection is obviously there.
Add on some Superfood chia seeds to DOUBLE your blink rate!
Chia seeds in our Brave New World Soup will just make it gelatinous and nasty.
As if the other ingredients weren't disgusting enough...
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HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
awww that's disappointing
Yeah, but you're eating pasta so you're screwed anyway. Might as well just eat the solid celery and live with the consequences.
soaked in water, kept in the fridge, amazing snack. what if i drink the soaking water? if i add pickle juice?1 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »janejellyroll wrote: »HeliumIsNoble wrote: »
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.
I eat broccoli and I blink regularly, like at least once a day. I mean, what more do you need to know? The connection is obviously there.
Add on some Superfood chia seeds to DOUBLE your blink rate!
Truth! I'm blinking rapidly just from reading that.3 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
awww that's disappointing
Yeah, but you're eating pasta so you're screwed anyway. Might as well just eat the solid celery and live with the consequences.
soaked in water, kept in the fridge, amazing snack. what if i drink the soaking water? if i add pickle juice?
Half pickle juice and half ACV.4 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
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debrakgoogins wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
Gotcha covered.
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Whoever wooed me, thank you - I hit the 120 mark. I am working super hard to reach 1000. I'm hoping I get a short video from MFP congratulating me on my achievement when it happens. 100 wasn't the magic number, it just came and went like it never happened. *Sigh* I try so hard.14
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debrakgoogins wrote: »Whoever wooed me, thank you - I hit the 120 mark. I am working super hard to reach 1000. I'm hoping I get a short video from MFP congratulating me on my achievement when it happens. 100 wasn't the magic number, it just came and went like it never happened. *Sigh* I try so hard.
You're welcome. Told ya I had you covered! 5 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
I think I have a hug stalker, but I'm pretty sure it's @Tacklewasher Him being so into hugs and all.
If you'd like, I'll set a reminder on my phone. "Time to woo all @debrakgoogins posts" We want you to feel included 8 -
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debrakgoogins wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
LOL. You call them out on their bro-science woo, tick them off, and away they go!4 -
If you'd like, I'll set a reminder on my phone. "Time to woo all @debrakgoogins posts" We want you to feel included
PLEASE! Tell all your friends. Maybe I can set a record for the most woos in one day. I'm pretty sure if you go way back to 2013, you'll find some wooworthy drivel when I just started out and was "eating clean".10 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »If you'd like, I'll set a reminder on my phone. "Time to woo all @debrakgoogins posts" We want you to feel included
PLEASE! Tell all your friends. Maybe I can set a record for the most woos in one day. I'm pretty sure if you go way back to 2013, you'll find some wooworthy drivel when I just started out and was "eating clean".
I went back once and looked at some of the very first threads I started.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »LOL. You call them out on their bro-science woo, tick them off, and away they go!
I'm pretty sure I've gained a troll buddy in the yoga forum, lmao.6 -
New rule for the Internet Woo thread - you may only react to posts with a woo. No likes, no hugs, just WOOOOOOOO.22
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debrakgoogins wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
I think I have a hug stalker, but I'm pretty sure it's @Tacklewasher Him being so into hugs and all.
If you'd like, I'll set a reminder on my phone. "Time to woo all @debrakgoogins posts" We want you to feel included
Better yet, we can just keep quoting posts you are mentioned in and blow up your notifications. Makes you feel almost as loved as woos! 4 -
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debrakgoogins wrote: »New rule for the Internet Woo thread - you may only react to posts with a woo. No likes, no hugs, just WOOOOOOOO.
I've never done well with ultimatums. LMAO.5 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:
WAIT! How do I get a troll buddy?! When I introduced myself in 2013, I didn't know to say I was looking for troll buddies. Damn, I can't believe I missed out on this for 6 years.
I think I have a hug stalker, but I'm pretty sure it's @Tacklewasher Him being so into hugs and all.
If you'd like, I'll set a reminder on my phone. "Time to woo all @debrakgoogins posts" We want you to feel included
Better yet, we can just keep quoting posts you are mentioned in and blow up your notifications. Makes you feel almost as loved as woos!
Perfect
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