What irks you today?
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AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germsTwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-
The reasons are
There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution
Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere
including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Valid points -
I think it’s good to always question the default but in this case there are reasons
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?1 -
Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel2 -
Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?
Granny, is that you????1 -
I think I’m in love with a toilet paper cover!
Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately 🤣
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shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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Last minute decisions that aren't brought on by me. It's only okay when I do it 😑😂2
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There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥
Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰TwitchyMagee wrote: »
shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.
Dear Wisconsin,
You are awful.
Luv,
Mel
Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥
Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.
Hot snuggly yoga with Sting and Trudie
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
..... even if it's leopard print ?
( I'm asking for a friend. )2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
..... even if it's leopard print ?
( I'm asking for a friend. )
You need new friends1 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
..... even if it's leopard print ?
( I'm asking for a friend. )
You need new friends
Boy Howdy, don’t you know it !
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Currently? The very annoying headache/migraine I have. I'm guessing it's because of sinuses due to how I woke up, buuuuut... this is also day 3 of not having any diet soda (or any soda, period) so I am curious if some of it is from caffeine withdrawal as well.
No clue; can't say I've ever noticed a difference from drinking caffeine/not drinking it. Certainly never get any of the benefits people talk about.2 -
Mewpasaurus wrote: »Currently? The very annoying headache/migraine I have. I'm guessing it's because of sinuses due to how I woke up, buuuuut... this is also day 3 of not having any diet soda (or any soda, period) so I am curious if some of it is from caffeine withdrawal as well.
No clue; can't say I've ever noticed a difference from drinking caffeine/not drinking it. Certainly never get any of the benefits people talk about.
By the end of one day without caffeine I get a headache that doesn’t quit for a few days or until I have caffeine.
I do drink a lot of iced tea, for me the caffeine helps curb my appetite, some, nothing miraculous but it helps some. 😊2 -
Windy/rainy days. Which is today. And I probably still can't walk laps around that parking structure. Which, days like today, are part of the reason why I went there.1
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Smug, arrogant, know-it-alls1
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The price of eggs
where the hell did all the chickens go ? 3 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.
OMG! The truth has been spoken...women everywhere thank you!1 -
This egg thing happening when I all of a sudden want to eat eggs again.
But I came here to say that my coworkers suck bc someone came by and took two trays out of my carts and it was a pretty bold move bc I wasn’t really away from my stuff for long and there’s like five of us in the area. 🤷🏻♀️ How lazy can you be is all I gotta say.1 -
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Wow,,,, a chicken hoarder 🤣🤣1 -
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People who tell me how terrible my weather is. I have the app so you can be quiet now0
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I know, right?!TwitchyMagee wrote: »People who tell me how terrible my weather is. I have the app so you can be quiet now1
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