What irks you today?

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    edited February 2023
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  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.

    I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-

    Because we put all the seats down bc flushing germs
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.

    I always put the seat down - but why do woman not have to put the seat up afterward - wouldn’t that be a fair exchange - we each have a role in the direction of the toilet seat - a tit for tat if you will 🤔 - to be fair this is not my thought I heard it on a stand up bit and found it thought provoking-

    The reasons are

    There is a danger of falling in when a woman goes to pee in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. Having the seat down is a safety precaution

    Further, both the seat and the lid should be closed before flushing every time. This is a hygiene issue. Google will explain further if you’re interested but basically caca sprays everywhere
    including on your toothbrush and your towels and your face


    Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

    Valid points -


    I think it’s good to always question the default but in this case there are reasons

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited February 2023
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

    How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    edited February 2023
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
    How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?
    Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?
    4vy1llv4ce28.jpg 🤣
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

    How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?

    Granny, is that you????
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately
    How do you feel about the Barbie doll with the crochet skirt covering the toilet paper?
    Does it have to be a Barbie Doll?
    4vy1llv4ce28.jpg 🤣
    I think I’m in love with a toilet paper cover!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
    shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,587 Member
    Last minute decisions that aren't brought on by me. It's only okay when I do it 😑😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
    shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️
    There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
    shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️
    There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰
    I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
    shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️
    There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰
    I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!

    Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥


    Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Dang it. Both regular gyms closed because of weather and power outages. 2 other gyms closed because power outages. Was hoping to find a gym because I’m ridiculously sore and took off yesterday. And also don’t have power at home and it’s getting cold.

    Dear Wisconsin,
    You are awful.
    Luv,
    Mel
    shovel snow for your elderly neighbor 😊❤️
    There’s not really snow. I could shovel some scoops of slush. Which I would gladly do. We have to sneak over there and hope she doesn’t see/hear us. She gets a little mad. And will not NOT pay us. No matter what we say or do. So then I feel bad about the whole thing. (She pays her family too for shoveling and grass cutting even though they tell her not to). I’m definitely gonna go home and do something though. I was told Pearl is an amazing Pilates instructor too!🥰
    I still say the walking lady is better. Five really big miles!

    Really? I might start a fire in my family room and do hot yoga🔥


    Or a snuggly warm nap. Jk. Probably.

    Hot snuggly yoga with Sting and Trudie

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

    ..... even if it's leopard print ?


    ( I'm asking for a friend. )
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

    ..... even if it's leopard print ?


    ( I'm asking for a friend. )

    You need new friends
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    AND AND...if you have one of those toilet bowl huggie carpets, please dispose of immediately

    ..... even if it's leopard print ?


    ( I'm asking for a friend. )

    You need new friends


    Boy Howdy, don’t you know it !
  • Mewpasaurus
    Mewpasaurus Posts: 62 Member
    Currently? The very annoying headache/migraine I have. I'm guessing it's because of sinuses due to how I woke up, buuuuut... this is also day 3 of not having any diet soda (or any soda, period) so I am curious if some of it is from caffeine withdrawal as well.

    No clue; can't say I've ever noticed a difference from drinking caffeine/not drinking it. Certainly never get any of the benefits people talk about.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,773 Member
    Currently? The very annoying headache/migraine I have. I'm guessing it's because of sinuses due to how I woke up, buuuuut... this is also day 3 of not having any diet soda (or any soda, period) so I am curious if some of it is from caffeine withdrawal as well.

    No clue; can't say I've ever noticed a difference from drinking caffeine/not drinking it. Certainly never get any of the benefits people talk about.

    By the end of one day without caffeine I get a headache that doesn’t quit for a few days or until I have caffeine.
    I do drink a lot of iced tea, for me the caffeine helps curb my appetite, some, nothing miraculous but it helps some. 😊
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,741 Member
    Windy/rainy days. Which is today. And I probably still can't walk laps around that parking structure. Which, days like today, are part of the reason why I went there.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    Smug, arrogant, know-it-alls
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Smug, arrogant, know-it-alls

    sorry
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    The price of eggs :( where the hell did all the chickens go ?
  • crazyhorse8
    crazyhorse8 Posts: 711 Member
    When he forgets your birthday, your anniversary, to take out the trash, to fill up the dog bowl, to check your oil, to feed the fish, to mow the lawn, to grab the mail, his mom's birthday, Christmas, MLK day, the last person he spoke to, to flush the toilet, to put the seat down...But he can tell you the exact day and time he last got lucky.

    OMG! The truth has been spoken...women everywhere thank you!
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    This egg thing happening when I all of a sudden want to eat eggs again.

    But I came here to say that my coworkers suck bc someone came by and took two trays out of my carts and it was a pretty bold move bc I wasn’t really away from my stuff for long and there’s like five of us in the area. 🤷🏻‍♀️ How lazy can you be is all I gotta say.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    The price of eggs :( where the hell did all the chickens go ?

    I’m collecting them. They are all hanging out at my house
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    The price of eggs :( where the hell did all the chickens go ?

    I’m collecting them. They are all hanging out at my house

    Wow,,,, a chicken hoarder 🤣🤣
  • crazyhorse8
    crazyhorse8 Posts: 711 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    The price of eggs :( where the hell did all the chickens go ?

    Their at my house...we get nearly a pack of 12 a day! So much better than store bought ones! There is a longer story to where they all went though.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    People who tell me how terrible my weather is. I have the app so you can be quiet now
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    People who tell me how terrible my weather is. I have the app so you can be quiet now
    I know, right?!