Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Too many things to really count. I can eat a whole XL pizza. I mean, every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough. I've had a whole carton of ice cream, a whole box of granola, a whole tray of cinny rolls, and so much more. As long as it isn't too frequent, I don't care.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    I guess I'm just supposed to assume that I'm doing something wrong for the "fat moments?" I regularly eat whole pizzas to myself, 12" Philly's with cheddar bacon fries and strawberry lemonade, Saturday morning breakfast buffets with 3-4 plates full, boxes of pop-tarts, the list goes on. I think what makes them "the fattest thing you've ever done" is when it turns into years and years of habits like that and not days here and there.

  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    I always order the giant sub from Jersey Mike's and when I bring it back to work people make comments like, "Whoaaaaaaaaaaa", and, "Is there a potluck today?"

    They make me feel fat. :frowning:
  • myheartsabattleground
    myheartsabattleground Posts: 2,040 Member
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    This is hilarious.
  • PaigeInTechnicolor
    PaigeInTechnicolor Posts: 164 Member
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    Saag paneer onon cheese pizza.

    An entire pound of brie with apples and toamy

    Cheddar and sour cream chips dipped in cream cheese

    The ever popular fries dipped in frosty

    I would eat these "as a snack" and then usually down some whole milk with any of these things. Dairy is my undoing.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    runto107 wrote: »
    Went on a first date with a dude who made a comment "you better not be a salad and water chick" won a chicken wing eating contest that night. (187 wings) was too sick for a kiss that night but he married me 10 months later. Bragged for years about it, as I shook hands with his army buddies in shame.

    Flash forward to first pregnancy. KFC had a commercial for their boneless wing buckets. (3am) then subway, then taco bell. Woke him up asking him if he would go get it for me. He wouldnt, so I went into the bathtub to cry . . . He walked in with a bucket, a footlong, and 6 taco supremes. I ate it all next to him in bed as he tried to sleep through the crinkeling wrappers. Feeling guilt the whole time, each time he woke to the noise I just said the baby really loves you right now lmfao

    And that's how you bcome fat and divorced kids :)

    OMG, I'm sorry but that made me laugh.

    I just ate half a large bag of chocolate coated hazelnut toffee. Then I saw this thread and put the other half in a bowl in the lunch room.
  • RunsWithBees
    RunsWithBees Posts: 1,508 Member
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    kenc1971 wrote: »
    I wasn't fat at all, but this was my fattest thing ever.

    It was for a 50 dollar bet... my roommate dared me to eat an entire can of this: http://www.bettycrocker.com/products/frosting/richandcreamycreamywhitefrosting
    Rich-and-Creamy-Creamy-White-Frosting.jpg?mw=350

    I ate the whole can (let me tell you, those first 5 spoonfuls are great. the next 30 or so, not so much), and he paid up.

    Not long afterwards, I really paid for it.

    Makes me think of this... pmmby8111tab.jpeg

  • runto107
    runto107 Posts: 45 Member
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    It makes me laugh too don't worry, I had no shame in my game haha
  • TheHungryHorsie
    TheHungryHorsie Posts: 70 Member
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    Around 20 years ago:
    Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet all you can eat.
    24 plates.
    It was great at the start but. At the end felt like i was gonna die. The smell is so strong, after eating so much of it, even when you smell it feels like your eating it. And It takes a loooong time to get away from that smell.. Don't know how i managed not to throw up.
    I used to have some good competition back then even though i always win ;-p
    But these days most people pass out before 6 plates.
    Always been a BIG eater.
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    Over ten years ago...Krispy Kreme opened several stores in San Diego. After the initial hoopla where the line for the drive-thru went around the block...lasted a couple of weeks...I drove by the store and saw the "Hot Now" sign, so I drove through, got two dozen glazed donuts and ate one whole dozen on my way home. Yeah, I felt like crap afterwards. :s
  • StephanieJane2
    StephanieJane2 Posts: 191 Member
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    Thanks for this post, made me realise im not alone xxx
  • oluseyiola
    oluseyiola Posts: 14 Member
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    Two big Macs and a large fries, along with Coke and an apple pie. I was in eighth grade, played lacrosse, and probably weighed about 200 pounds then. I'd eat them as if I were starving. It's like puberty forgot I was a girl and gave me the eating urges of a teenage boy :|
  • DrDreamer
    DrDreamer Posts: 124 Member
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    Eaten 2 whole apple pies by myself in 2 days... I still cry about it. Lol
  • DrDreamer
    DrDreamer Posts: 124 Member
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    bdgfn wrote: »
    Over ten years ago...Krispy Kreme opened several stores in San Diego. After the initial hoopla where the line for the drive-thru went around the block...lasted a couple of weeks...I drove by the store and saw the "Hot Now" sign, so I drove through, got two dozen glazed donuts and ate one whole dozen on my way home. Yeah, I felt like crap afterwards. :s

    The same thing happened to me, i said i was buying them for my class but by the time i got to campus there was only 18 left out of 24... I dont even like donuts but theirs are addicting.
  • 25lbsorbust
    25lbsorbust Posts: 225 Member
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    2 margaritas (2k cal), three beers (600 cal), and a dominos bacon jalapeno cheesy bread (1200 cal).
    It was a rough morning.
  • KrystalMaze1
    KrystalMaze1 Posts: 16 Member
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    Ordered 2 large pizzas, cookies and 1.5ltr coke and ate a whole pizza and cookies, then reheated the remaining pizza the next day. I used to do that quite often if i had a bad day. not anymore!
  • jonlfischer
    jonlfischer Posts: 171 Member
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    I ate a large pizza, 2 footlong subs and a 2 liter all in one sitting
  • punkyb07
    punkyb07 Posts: 43 Member
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    Ate 4 JR bacon cheesburgers from Wendys' on the way to my families. Pretended like I hadn't eaten to justify me eating a giant sub from Jersey Mikes by myself in one sitting. Followed by dessert.
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    Ate at Morton's by myself and worked through an appetizer, ribeye, potatoes, desert, cocktails, and a bottle of wine. It's been years.

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