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KierstyPants
KierstyPants Posts: 468
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Tell it.
Right now.


Here's mine.

Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who

Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
banana you glad I didn't say orange.

Yeah, came up with that one myself.
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    AHAHAHA.
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