Your stupidest joke

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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    who's Lucky and gets in trouble on other threads?

    Me.:ohwell:
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    What do you call a lady with one leg??


    Eileen

    unless she is asian...then she's Irene



    Ha ha.... Love that.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Why did Spongebob visit Detroit?

    To see Kwamee Kill Patrick




    Wow.
    I'm from Detroit and STILL laughed at that. :D
  • joycemhall
    joycemhall Posts: 164 Member
    Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









    A. Wheres my tractor?!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    An Irish man walks out of a bar..



    No really, it could happen.
  • tmdugger
    tmdugger Posts: 132 Member
    What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    BaNaNa....Banana....baNaNanA.....

    (Sung to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI)

    Oh yeah fruit joke with bonus points for classical music dork :smile:
  • anakinlover
    anakinlover Posts: 109
    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a leaf pile?


    Russell
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    Dam.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    THISSSSSS this is the joke I was going to post. I am glad I noticed there was more than one page. =) It's my favorite stupidest joke.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    Okay, here is my contribution:

    Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, they would rather sit in the dark and cry anyway.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    I don't think this is a stupid joke, but it's my favorite math joke that a friend reminded me of last weekend.

    Q: What's the integral of 1 / cabin d(cabin)?
    A: log cabin!

    Technically it's natural log cabin, but doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    Dam.

    OMG I was gonna put that....but i liked my grape and the whine better! HAHAHA!
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Remembering more horrible math jokes:

    Three statisticians go hunting and see a rabbit. The first one shoots wide left. The second one shoots wide right. The third one yells, "We got it!"

    A physicist, biologist, and mathematician are sitting at a cafe and see two people enter a building and 3 people leave.
    The biologist says, "Look, they're reproducing."
    The physicist says, "Nah, it's a measurement error."
    The mathematician says, "If one more person enters, the building will be empty again."
  • sashaverlene
    sashaverlene Posts: 123 Member
    i am a little bit ditsy and clumsy (just a warning)... and i don't mean to offend anyone with my joke...


    "Some popular girls said my name today after i tripped in the hallway... They said i sped, but i didn't go very fast...."


    I don't get it... :huh: hahahah
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    My eleven year old asked me to contribute his favorite joke:

    How did the blonde try to kill a bird?

    She threw it off a cliff.
  • Chikeebabe
    Chikeebabe Posts: 41 Member
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A Stick
  • happybunnysbabe57
    happybunnysbabe57 Posts: 191 Member
    Two muffins are in a microwave. One muffin says to the other "Oh my God, its hot in here"
    The other muffin says "Oh my God, a talking muffin!

    omg i love that joke my boyfriend tells it all the time
  • happybunnysbabe57
    happybunnysbabe57 Posts: 191 Member
    1. two oranges where floating in a bathtub one says hand me that typewriter the other replys what do i look like a hula hoop..

    2. lets do math.. add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the sheets and hope like heck we dont multiple.
  • DanL66712
    DanL66712 Posts: 135
    How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

    Poke him on!!
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    How many dsylexics does it take to change a light bulb?

    ...eno
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's all right now.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    To
    To who?
    To whom
  • ShellyKay67
    ShellyKay67 Posts: 489 Member
    What do a pregnant women, burnt toast and frozen beer all have in common??????

    Didn't take it out in time!!! haha
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    What do making love in a canoe and Coors light have in common?


    Both are fukcing close to water.
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    what do you call a guy who never farts in public?





    a private tutor
  • Adelphia
    Adelphia Posts: 176
    Filled up my Thor cup with Red Bull and vodka. I guess you could say that I'm... *puts on sunglasses* pretty hammered.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    A blonde, a red head and a brunette all enter a 50-meter breaststroke competition. The red head finishes in 10 minutes, the brunette finishes in 15 minutes and the blonde finishes in an hour and a half. When the blonde was asked why it took her so long she replied "the other girls cheated.... they used their arms!"

    LOL :bigsmile:
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    Two cows are standing in a field. One of them says, "So, did you hear about this aweful Mad Cow Disease that's going around?"

    The other one says, "Yeah, it's pretty scary. Kinda makes you glad we're penguins, doesn't it?"
  • KierstyPants
    KierstyPants Posts: 468 Member
    A blonde, a red head and a brunette all enter a 50-meter breaststroke competition. The red head finishes in 10 minutes, the brunette finishes in 15 minutes and the blonde finishes in an hour and a half. When the blonde was asked why it took her so long she replied "the other girls cheated.... they used their arms!"

    LOL :bigsmile:

    AAHAHAH
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