Your stupidest joke
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his pizza before it was cool...
New fave, sorry if it's a repost!
Awesome, I will be telling this one tomorrow0 -
Two guys walk into a bar......
The third one ducked0 -
My favorite lame joke ever.....
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face?"
*falls over laughing*0 -
What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered yet.0 -
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says, "oops I think I lost an electron".
The second atom asked " Are you sure"?
The first atom replied, "I'm positive".
Another science joke!
Here's mine:
Helium floats into a bar and orders a beer.
"Git out," says the bartender. "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: what did the policeman say to his tummy?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: What to you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey donkey
Q: what do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey!
They are the worst ones I know!0 -
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his pizza before it was cool...
New fave, sorry if it's a repost!
LOL!!! oh man i literally laughed out loud to that one
I got one
whats black and white
black and white
black and white
and
black and white???
a nun falling down the stairs.0 -
I got another one
Two guys are in a bar and are talking for a while
Then and Guy A pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter to light a cigarette
Guy B says "Hey man sweet lighter where did you get it from"
Guy A says "Oh man i forgot to tell you there is a genie in the bathroom granting wishes."
Guy B says "Really!!! I have to go check it out"
Guy B goes to the the bathroom and yells "Genie are you here!?!?!?!"
The genie appears and says "yes I am!!! Now you can have 1 wish for finding me, ask for anything you want"
Guy B says "ok, well I want a million Bucks!"
The Genie says "Granted" then all of a sudden a million DUCKS appear
Guy B is confused and goes back to talk to Guy A
Guy B asks " Hey I asked the Genie for a million bucks and then a million ducks appeared. What was that about?"
Guy A said "Oh I forgot to tell you..the genie is hard of hearing..do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic??"0 -
You know the new justin beiber movie is a 15? gonna be embarassing not to get into your own film!
And that new maggie thatcher film is an 18, it's not for miners0 -
I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets......and then it hit me.....
I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.....
I want to write a mystery novel.......or do I?.......
I quit my job at the helium gas factory....I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice...........
I have mixed-race parents........my father prefers 100 meters.....
(thank you Stewart Francis)0
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