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Your stupidest joke

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  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?

    He ate his pizza before it was cool...


    New fave, sorry if it's a repost!

    Awesome, I will be telling this one tomorrow
  • shelcof
    shelcof Posts: 62 Member
    Two guys walk into a bar......

    The third one ducked
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
    My favorite lame joke ever.....

    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face?"

    *falls over laughing*
  • JessicaHerleXO
    JessicaHerleXO Posts: 19 Member
    What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?

    Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered yet.
  • suzycreamcheese
    suzycreamcheese Posts: 1,766 Member
    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    One atom says, "oops I think I lost an electron".
    The second atom asked " Are you sure"?
    The first atom replied, "I'm positive".

    Another science joke!
    That one is my favorite!

    Here's mine:

    Helium floats into a bar and orders a beer.
    "Git out," says the bartender. "We don't serve noble gases here!"
    Helium doesn't react.

    :happy:
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    Q: what did the policeman say to his tummy?

    A: You're under a vest!

    Q: What to you call a three legged donkey?

    A: A wonkey donkey

    Q: what do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?

    A: A winkey wonkey donkey!

    They are the worst ones I know! :wink:
  • KingQ320
    KingQ320 Posts: 8
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?

    He ate his pizza before it was cool...


    New fave, sorry if it's a repost!

    LOL!!! oh man i literally laughed out loud to that one

    I got one

    whats black and white

    black and white

    black and white

    and

    black and white???








    a nun falling down the stairs.
  • KingQ320
    KingQ320 Posts: 8
    I got another one

    Two guys are in a bar and are talking for a while

    Then and Guy A pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter to light a cigarette

    Guy B says "Hey man sweet lighter where did you get it from"

    Guy A says "Oh man i forgot to tell you there is a genie in the bathroom granting wishes."

    Guy B says "Really!!! I have to go check it out"

    Guy B goes to the the bathroom and yells "Genie are you here!?!?!?!"

    The genie appears and says "yes I am!!! Now you can have 1 wish for finding me, ask for anything you want"

    Guy B says "ok, well I want a million Bucks!"

    The Genie says "Granted" then all of a sudden a million DUCKS appear

    Guy B is confused and goes back to talk to Guy A

    Guy B asks " Hey I asked the Genie for a million bucks and then a million ducks appeared. What was that about?"

    Guy A said "Oh I forgot to tell you..the genie is hard of hearing..do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic??"
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    You know the new justin beiber movie is a 15? gonna be embarassing not to get into your own film!

    And that new maggie thatcher film is an 18, it's not for miners
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets......and then it hit me.....

    I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.....

    I want to write a mystery novel.......or do I?.......

    I quit my job at the helium gas factory....I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice...........

    I have mixed-race parents........my father prefers 100 meters.....

    (thank you Stewart Francis)
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