Are blokes only after one thing?????

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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Sex while the female is making a sandwich...so much win.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    Not necessarily, but we may want it sooner than you do. It's just how we're made unfortunately :P
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    No, sometimes he wants me to go down...to the store
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    Yes........ a girl to make them sandwiches....... nekkid except for an apron, thongs and heels.
    Thongs and heels? How's she gonna do that?! How could she get heels on with flip-flops on? Will she wear the thongs on her hands? How can she make a sammich that way?!
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
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    So after chatting to the single girls in the office today, it appears that all the single blokes out there are only after one thing!! After being with my ex-husband for 10 years, I am now terrified I'm going to have to wade through all this crap to find a decent bloke! Now, is this a London thing or are blokes like this everywhere?? Any tips for getting through this as painless as possible, without feeling like a loser when you realise you and him are after very different things?!?!

    I just withhold sex for a really, really long time. If that is all they're after, they usually don't hang around too long.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Yes.
  • onedayillbamilf
    onedayillbamilf Posts: 662 Member
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    I love your accent.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Yes........ a girl to make them sandwiches....... nekkid except for an apron, thongs and heels.
    Thongs and heels? How's she gonna do that?! How could she get heels on with flip-flops on? Will she wear the thongs on her hands? How can she make a sammich that way?!


    Not flip flop thongs. Butt floss thongs.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    Sex while the female is making a sandwich...so much win.
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  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Yes


    penis enlargements.
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
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    ...

    it's not like the dating world is a swarm of letches, gropers and rapists...

    LOL, IT ISN'T? I guess I can leave the safety of MFP and venture out into the world now. ;)
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    Yes........ a girl to make them sandwiches....... nekkid except for an apron, thongs and heels.
    Thongs and heels? How's she gonna do that?! How could she get heels on with flip-flops on? Will she wear the thongs on her hands? How can she make a sammich that way?!
    Not flip flop thongs. Butt floss thongs.
    Is she gonna wear two thongs? Maybe one like a hairnet to not get hair in the sammich?
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    So after chatting to the single girls in the office today, it appears that all the single blokes out there are only after one thing!! After being with my ex-husband for 10 years, I am now terrified I'm going to have to wade through all this crap to find a decent bloke! Now, is this a London thing or are blokes like this everywhere?? Any tips for getting through this as painless as possible, without feeling like a loser when you realise you and him are after very different things?!?!

    I just withhold sex for a really, really long time. If that is all they're after, they usually don't hang around too long.

    I lost interest halfway through reading this.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    but you hold the keys.

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  • LelliAmi
    LelliAmi Posts: 327 Member
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    I read once in a u.k edition of cosmo that 1 in 4 women in England don't know who their father is (or some statistic like that), and if that's true then I think it's probably safe to assume that 1 in 4 guys is a douche. :)
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Yes........ a girl to make them sandwiches....... nekkid except for an apron, thongs and heels.
    Thongs and heels? How's she gonna do that?! How could she get heels on with flip-flops on? Will she wear the thongs on her hands? How can she make a sammich that way?!


    Not flip flop thongs. Butt floss thongs.


    Swoon
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    It could be three things, depending on how kinky the girl is.

    Only three??

    So like.... not kinky at all? :huh:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Not necessarily, but we may want it sooner than you do. It's just how we're made unfortunately :P
    I don't get that. Why is it unfortunately?

    Frankly I am proud of being a guy...having a healthy sex drive...and everything else being a guy entails.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Sex while the female is making a sandwich...so much win.
    Too hard to spread the mustard.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Yes........ a girl to make them sandwiches....... nekkid except for an apron, thongs and heels.
    Thongs and heels? How's she gonna do that?! How could she get heels on with flip-flops on? Will she wear the thongs on her hands? How can she make a sammich that way?!
    Not flip flop thongs. Butt floss thongs.
    Is she gonna wear two thongs? Maybe one like a hairnet to not get hair in the sammich?



    Ok..... A thong. Just one. And if one grooms properly, hair in the sammich isn't a concern.

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