Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

Dino_bacon2112

"Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."

Gets me every time.

Dino_bacon2112

Oh, another: "I love cats. I have like four."

justinproulx1

To be used after leaving a club, restaurant etc etc etc

Wanna come back to my house?

I have Tetris...it works 9/10 times

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

"I may not be a doctor but I play one in bars"

That or I make self-effacing comments about my size (height)

prime853

did you fall from heaven because have sex with me